Dumb things you heard people say today......

I work in the mall so I hear the DUMBEST shit day in and day out, gimme an example of the gems you've heard today, or recently...

I'll do the honors,

"I wish everything was in 3-D..." really? That'd be awesome. :-/

I kept my mouth shut for that one.

 

Had to screen shot that, it happened on my facebook wall a few weeks ago.

 

"They shouldn't be spending all that money just to put a man on Mars and Mercury, they should close NASA down!"

 

"can I use transmission fluid in my brakes?"

 

"my car wont start...what could be wrong?".....(next question is always) "and how much will it cost?"....(followed by) "how long will it take?"

 

If I hear one more person come into the shop I work at, point at a picture of jimi hendrix and say "duhhhhhh, why do they have a picture of prince?" I'm going to seriously FREAK OUT!

 

girl- "did you know 4/20 is on a wednesday this year"
guy- "hahaha whuuuuuut, who decided to do that?"

 

Boehner wants Weiner....;-D

 

does that cheeseburger come with cheese? .... Yep it comes with meat as well..doh...

 

Where I work we sell this shirt that says "Look like Barbie, smoke like Marley." and this girl and her friend walk past the window and look and say "Oh my gosh, that shirt has my name on it, but I dont smoke?" once in the store they proceeded to say things like "omg" and squeal at cute things.

 

look at that antique didlo

 

Jimi Hendrix was black?

I swear. It happened like 30 minutes ago.

Brother listens to NOTHING but dubsteb...so I let it go.

 

I would have put a Stop to that conversation

 

I thought he was Green till we got the Telly fixed lol

 

Yea ive seen them , they dont have batteries ,
those ones you have to wind up .lol

 

Hey ,why no bread , :2thumbsup:

 

Does this make me look fat? ..... Would you ask the same question if your were naked putting on some panties?

 

"Why do you read so much?"

 

everything's a cheap ass joke for you huh Orison!?!?

I wish I could phrase the question of life in a cheap ass joke gif!

You make me sick!