DURKESNss or WEEENWEsss

IDK waht to SAY im fuking DRUNKk as hell and ikd man idk even kno y im mkaing a therad.. draink a holebotlee of wishkey and scitch nd im ONYL 14...... idk man idk if i lke this i kinda feel dpreesed yet EXREOMELY dizzy ica nt even stand up. but the dizy ness is kinda feels good.. i kno imm mkaing a fool of myelsg and ima regert it tomarow,,,,,, im like makinf a fool of myslef inforn of ym PPEPS and i dont even care idk.. it feels kinda GOOD but i dont lik that i dont ahve ANY judgment AND THAT IM MAKING A FOOL OF MYSLEF....this is lik MY FIERNST time being durubnk and im kinda proud us i dindt THROW UP... admin PLEASE deleate this i kno y im saying all this shit,.,,, ok weed or allcahoel thats the TOPIC.... like wwwed is WAY WAY coler, but this feels better andi hAVE no sleg controll.... its CRAZY ass shit,, i dont think i should DOO spo much wen im a NEWB at drinkinf,,, i cant evenstand up PEACE OUT ima go die and acoring to all my freinds have a hangoeer tomarw... SOO night ngiht

 

What a faggy fucking post.

 

yeh i remember when i started drinkning tho. hes only 14.

but i find it hard to beleive he had a bottle of whiskey AND a bottle of scotch..

in fact, for your first time drunk, jsut a bottle of scotch would be heaps! thats heaps for most people anyway lol.

weed was so much better than alchohol though so it took over in my life. instead of pouring a glass of scotch, i have a bowl. yay

 

now when you wakre up with a hangover youll realise why weed is better, and youll realise next time you should drink some water before bed. meh ive got the no-hangover enzyme or something, so i dont get hangovers.

 

Haha, yeah, it sure feels great now. But you're going to wish you were dead when you wake up tomorrow. Good luck with that.

 

Your a fucking retard.

 

Be careful what you say and do when you're drunk, man. It's all good this time though.

 

Kids nowadays. What's this world coming to?

A bottle of scotch and whisky? lol, maybe a couple shots left in each.

 

A whole bottle of whiskey???? I think hes referring to one of those mini decorative bottles with 1 or 2 shots in them.

 

hahaha I was real trashed when my buddy downed a 26 of Vodka, never again I was repeating from 11pm to 1 am.

 

Took the words outta my mouth.

 

hahahaha a whole bottle of scoth and a whole bottle of whiskey, well im pretty sure they wernt 2 6's or even a mickey hahaha they were probably those novelty ones at the front of the stores that are like4 bucks and there like 1/7th of a mickey each or w/e hahah

 

next time before you go to bed drink like 2 glasses of water and take a tylenol

 

AHHA srry guys.. thought itd be fun. it was a bottle of scotch/whiskey(combination) i did drink the hole thing though.. hope my paretns dont notice its filled up with water, they dont drink. srry for the post though, everyone told me id make a fool outa myself.... i dont think weed is comaprable to alcahole... weeds cool, alcahole is WTF, idk what was wrong with me, couldnt think for myself, or stand up.

ps. it was 47% alcahole by volume, 80 proof ... duno if its strong or weak but it didnt feel weak

 

fandango, you're a donkey.

 

that is the biggest load of crap.

i had a friend once down a half bottle of whiskey only to pass out and find himself in the hospital the next morning with his parents scared shitless.

 

a friend of mine used to email me when she was totally drunk out of her gourd. i put a stop to that pretty quick.... nothing more fucking annoying that drunken emails.

 

ok i can understand telling him off for being an idiot, but not to deny that he could have drunk a whole bottle of whiskey! ive done it, and so have some of my friends.

but your idiocy has been more confirmed by your:

refilling with water, which is a completely different colour (maybe that jsut makes your parents idiots.. why do they even have the bottle in teh first place? as decoration?)

not realising that scotch is a TYPE of whiskey.

anyway, i take it fanny didnt down the bottle in one go, and drank it over the night.

but for your first time getting pisssed, a bottle of 94 proof alchohol is generally not the best way. for me, i jsut went to the kitchen and drank a few shots of vodka and some glasses of wine one curious evening.

 

I'm only 16 and just yesterday I downed a bottle of rumplemins(spelling) by myself, its 100 proof. I was drunk as fuck, but i puked, and felt fine after that. Awoke to find a headache but not much of a hangover. I've gotten more hungover from drinking 10 beers than the bottle so I don't know.

 

thats because beer = bottled vomit