eh fucken santa clause

where"s me fucken bike .

 

hahaha nice one

 

merry crimbo dude! :sunglasse

 

all the best dudes . quite merry with me glass of sherry listening to chuck berry with me mate terry .................alright la have a canny one oz man ........no carol singin tho unless carol sings to you . ............pst....watch out for the fascist junta S over the festive period "there renowed for using their truncheons more often than usual " i blame overtime meself like .

 

Santa's a dirty bastard cumin down the chimney and emptyin his sack under the tree

 

Soz just random santa jokes...

 

poetry woman poetry . there was this imaginaryfairey who got quite hairy "so off the barbers she goes ..........barber looks at imaginary fairy and said my god you look so hairy for a fairy it would take me a full day just to do yer nose .......... fairy sez go ed man i"m not ina hurry coz ive just had a curry and me name is twinkle toes ..........just then a gust of wind came out from behind blew her hair off which was a good thing for her ...........but made the poor barber blind . ......................................................all compliments appreciated ..............please call again

 

That tune is well amusing

 

Santas ciming back again soon


I want some skates

 

he certainly is stanley

 

Man, I'm getting high just looking at that....

 

chestnuts roasting on a open fire :ack: jackfrost (not del boy ) nipping at your toes:bigcry: get the ale and smoke in arty: and see how it goes .know its only november man but ANYONE STARTED CHRIMBO SHOPPING YET ?

 

Six presents acquired already, I have to start early.

 

i"m a nosey git ..........what have yer bought man ?...........or should i mind me own fuckin buisness :gossip:

 

bodyboard, scissor sisters cd, 2 t-shirts, 2 books, all for the maids.

 

man they"ll be maid up :rockon: make sure you dont leave yourself out tho .

 

new graphics card maybe

 

so when do you if you do dudes stick your deccys up ?

 

Santa Clause? The science of some big bloke coming down a chimney. Nowadays we don't have chimneys so we will have to rely on someone else. Perhaps Argos.Santa Clause doesn't exist. If there was, there would have been some kind of evidence.

 

I already started my shopping to, beucase I'm not sure how much money I'll have around Xmas...

And Paul, I love that picture, it's amazing...