I have a problem, one that is not only weird but I guess you can call it unique, I was in my garage today when I started to walk by my car, a classic vw beetle. Now I love my car, almost to the point of full fledge like flesh and blood. I haven't had a girlfriend for a long time so lonelyness is setting in. Anyway, I started to get a male action going below decks (if you know what I mean) and just stopped what I was doing. I got in front of it and dropped my pants and did the male deed that is so often done to porn magazines. But for me, the pleasure came from my Bug. Weird.
I bet you love nascar or low rider magazines, don't you? probably like pure porn. By the way, I whack it to PC word magazines. The quad processors with all that ram gets me going...
Sounds awesome. Your Beetle will never cheat on you, never deprive you of joy or what makes you you, it will love you forever should you take care of it.
