this thread reminds me of how woman all say they want a man who can make them laugh. to me this means they must be boring. make yourself fucking laugh. make ME laugh!
I don't want a man who can make me laugh... I prefer a man who knows how to have sex at least 10 different ways.
I found a video once that a family took on a safari in like 1965 and the dad was a dumbass and got out of the car for some stupid reason and a lion attacked him and killed that motherfucker. It was brutal. I wish I still had that video.
If he would have shit in the lion's mouth he would have just enough time to get back in the car. In theory.