erection during testiclular exam

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by Josh Woodward, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. Josh Woodward

    Josh Woodward Member

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    I was in the hospital for several days for an irregular heartbeat (which basically turned out to be nothing). It was a "teaching" hospital. The hottest young female doctor comes in one morning and says "have you had a testicular exam lately." I said "no" so she said lets do it. I was lying in the bed and she asked me to take my underwear off and lift the gown so i did and she started feeling my ballls but i guess she couldn't really get a proper grip because I was lying down so she asked me if I could stand beside the bed and I did but by that point i had a raging hard on. She didn't say anything and neither did I but she did squeeze my balls way longer than any male doctor ever did. Absolutely true story.
     
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  2. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    You should have asked for a happy ending:)
     
  3. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Where can I check in at?
     
  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    why the fuck would they check your balls if you were having heart problems which was actually nothing?
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    this is why i always masturbate before going to the ER.
     
  6. endnow

    endnow Member

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    LOL! made my night
     
  7. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Agreed. Something doesn't add up...
     
  8. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Obviously they checked his nethers because he was in the Wood Ward?

    :hide:
     
  9. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    lmao...
     
  10. endnow

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    LOL perhaps you should have chatted her up a bit? gotten a number, or even tried to turn the situation sexual. The few times in my life where a non sexual situation like this became sexual have been so amazing that years later I still jerk it to them :D. Honestly worth the risk when a remedial Masseur ended up becoming more of a thailand masseur after she saw how hard I was :D.
     
  11. hitman73

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    Me smells bullshit!
    There you are minding your own business and the hottest doctor comes along and asks if you have had your nuts examined recently? For no apparent reason LOL
     
  12. yellowcab

    yellowcab Fresh baked

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    Dear Penthouse forums, you will never believe what happened to me at a recent trip to the doctor.........
     
  13. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    I prefer a female urologist if there's ever one available-there aren't too many-but I got examined by a hot looking blonde at a teaching hosp once a long time ago. I would have probably got an erection if my ding-dong hadn't hurt so bad :tongue:
     
  14. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    I've had many genital examinations by male & female doctors but none have ever resulted in getting an erection. In each circumstance I've accepted the encounters for what they are - medical examinations & nothing at all sexual. After all, arousal is controlled primarily by the brain & how it interprets things.
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    +...Good Post...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Well, that's true, of course...but if you'd seen this dishy blonde urology resident that examined me that time...your brain might have told your ding dong to do something....
     
  17. wyliecoyote

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    I would have said " hold on here,...we are not done yet".
     
  18. Hardallthetime2976

    Hardallthetime2976 Members

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    When my cock or balls get touched or brushed against you get hard, to cold I gets hard and I flaunt my erection and say to make or female DR " you gave me an erection
     
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