Ever feel like you're a magnet for crazy people?

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  1. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    For some reason I have had a many crazy people experiences. Strangely, they seem to happen while I am at work.

    Once, I was opening the spa I used to work at and a naked man attempted to throw himself through the plate glass window of our lobby. He was screaming at the top of his lungs and head butting the window over and over. Thankfully, I was safe.

    The other day, while getting coffee before my shift, a man came up to me and proceeded to hit on me hard core, coming on very strong. He touched my fucking hair (infuriating) and made a lot of bizarre and rude jokes. He then followed me out of the store and proceeded to yell that I was a **** for not giving him my number etc. in front of all the customers outside.

    Crazies. ugh.

    Crazy stories?
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Nah, I'm a magnet for boring people.
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Not that crazy unfortunately. I only like to witness the first one though (the naked guy that hit the window), sounds like a great start of the day to me :D
     
  4. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    :ack2:NOT AT ALL. He was a senior citizen I think.
     
  5. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

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    The world is full of crazy people , some one hast to deal with them . Maby its your karma , or some thing . desert rat
     
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Actually, I did have a homeless man tell me he was going to marry me (even though he's not gay). Then he kept demanding that I meet him tomorrow. And as I walked away, all the way down the street I could here him chanting "1 o'clock!"
     
  7. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    I attract crazy - not the raving lunatic type, but the insidious, sociopathic variety - so much so that I've learned to be very wary of anyone I don't already know who suddenly takes a friendly or romantic interest in me. I listen to people when they talk and I make eye contact when I listen. Sociopaths find this irresistible, just ask my last girlfriend (she essentially asked me to euthanize my elderly dog so that she and I could spend more time together - guess who gets to spend more time with me now?).
     
  8. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Crazy people are the most loyal people that's a big thing for me
     
  9. ChinaCatSunflower67

    ChinaCatSunflower67 Member

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    Thats brutal, I would say that I seem to have a magnetic pull to crazy people too, but I would define their crazy as a good crazy. I tend to stick around people who are out of the normal (even though that normal doesnt exist). maybe it is you that is crazy?? and that naked guy yelling was the normal one. something to think about...:D
     
  10. Sarah_Again

    Sarah_Again Inspires Irrelevancy

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    Personally..no. But my dad seems to only attract absolutely insane women and my mom only likes crazy men.

    Oh wait, there was this one guy that creeped after me for a while, I was riding my bike around a lot and he picked up my routine, then tried to get me to kiss him and talk to him and he wanted to touch my hair, and...yeah... Then I stopped riding my bike around. Then thankfully I moved. fucking weirdos.

    And there was a crazy homeless man who decided that it was his birthday and I needed to give him a birthday hug.

    Further edit.. I suppose I change my answer to yes, because it would seem that the only men that hit on me are at least ten years older than me and some form of addict.
    Damn. I'm a minor. I look like a minor. Leave me alone!
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry to hear that but a guy would have to be crazy not to hit on you [​IMG]


    hotwater :)
     
  12. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I attract crazy boyfriends. I always start dating them because they seem calm and cool and mellow, isn't that some shit?

    One guy waited in my neighbors driveway on his motorcycle a couple of nights after I broke up with him. He drove off when I got home and although I got a weird feeling I didn't really think it was him - until I got a text 5 minutes later calling me a whore for being out so late.

    Then there was the boyfriend that did the whole "well if you don't want to be with me I'm going to run my fucking car into this tree right now!" thing.

    Then there was the boyfriend that started yelling at me in a public place, so I started to pull my car away without him - but his dog was still in my car. He cocked his finger like a gun against his temple and said "if you take my fucking dog i'll fucking kill you," and kicked a huge dent in the side of my car. We're still friends, somehow..lol.

    and the boyfriend with bad PTSD.

    no random crazies though; just crazy people i have sex with.
     
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  14. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    All my life, maybe it's some kind of aura that acts like a beacon for them. Out in public, airports, train stations, anywhere. They just walk up and start a lip flubbin crazy rant about whatever. At times it's kind of interesting but they wanna suck you in to looneyville with em. I draw the line at having to talk to their imaginary friends. Karma no doubt
     
  15. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    I think im a magnet for crazy chicks, but then again it's my fault for overlooking certain things and going against my instincts :/
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey we’re all occasionally guilty of thinking with our fifth appendage [​IMG]


    h
     
  17. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Crazy people make the world go round
     
  18. lode

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    Hey, we should date!
     
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  20. Ahmad Rashad

    Ahmad Rashad Senór Member

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    Crazy older people, well older than I. I dunno what it is. I fancy a lot of the smaller hole in the wall bars in my area. They just sit down and start talking.

    Last one was a guy in his mid 50's. Real drunk. Sat down next to me at the bar. Maybe 6 other people in there, very quiet. And he was not. We talked for a good 2 hours. Discussed ways to become filthy rich. Eventually decided we had to create a new fetish. Came up with booger picking. Especially booger picking the day after crazy cocaine abuse. Then as it's picking up, sue the shit outta kleenex.

    He was definitely a character.
     

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