Ever Learn A Lesson While High?

I have. I learned that if urine gets in your eye, it fucking hurts and burns like a motherfucker. I was high in the tub and I accidentally pissed in my eye.

 

...dude

 

hahaha oh man. i bet it does. i don't learn.

 

I learned not to drive after hotboxing my car and not putting visine in.

Yup, seeing a checkstop up the road when your in that state kind of harshes your mellow...

 

ahahaha the only lesson i learn when high was a guitar lesson

 

...........Wait.......so you had to have liked been sitting down with your dick facing your eyes and pissed in order for that to happen.

 

how bout we just not go asking why his dick was near his face...

 

i learned that i should always carry a lighter..

 

well thx to the smart people at this forum.. I have now learned... not to keep my dick close to my eye... when I feel like pissing.. godbless you all

 

lol I didn't literally piss in my eye. I couldn't hold my piss in while in the tub, so I grabbed one of the shampoo bottles, and pissed in it, but got a little on my hands, and I was stoned, so I forgot about it right away, and started rubbing my eye... then the fucking pain... it hurt real bad.

 

man I toke and have a bath everynight.. and yet... I don't piss in ... or on anything.. except the god damn toilet.. see theres a reason why there both in the same room lol

 

I always learn alot.

On stuff no1 understands

 

I came to terms with death while high. I dunno how, really.. I was laying on my friend's floor mattress, all bundled up comfortably, listening to Destiny by Zero 7, and I just started thinking about how I'm going to die someday and I can't live in fear of that. I realized that my life has been so good, that I could die happily and peacefully.. and the fear just went away.

 

lets all listen to this guy....

 

Whats wrong with pissin in the shower? I mean, talk about awkward subjects on the mj forums but still... you would rather piss in a shampoo bottle and get it all over your hands instead of just... letting it go down the drain? Sick bastard

 

I learned that no matter how much you smoke, you can't get any higher than your peak high.

 

Cause he was in the bath and didn't want to bathe in his own piss, I'd assume.

However the toilet is like 3 feet from the tub dude...come on

 

I smoke in the shower all the time, after a bowl or 2 I feel like I'm in the hull of a ship.

 

Oh I was under the impression he was taking a shower. Now I can see why he didnt wanna do that, but still, walk your ass to the toilet man if you were that desperate

 

i was thinking he had been playing with himself and got a hard on and pointed it towards his eye then just satrting pissing like amonkey or something.