Ever seen a buffalo stand on concrete?

Well guess what, yes I have and it didn't look happy!

During one of my many pilgrimages to the land of canals, whores, and man made wonky buildings I took some 2ci at the zoo. Let me tell you now the buffalo wasn't happy, well I say that but my buffalo aint what it used to be. Anyways after a few beers We ingested the rather perfectly formed pill and We let the fun begin. Let me tell you now beer plus zoo plus amsterdam plus 2ci equals fun. After the buffalo show I had to see the performance laid on by the rather hairy little men in gorilla suits, or were they gorillas? who knows.
Wow, after gazing into the eyes of the one with the grey hairs on his back I triggered some sort of response whereby he felt the need to run up to the glass and slap his leathery hands, now now jealousy will get you no where. After this little performance he sat at eye level having embarrassed himself infront of his fellow inmates, now considering I'm rather short not alot sits at my eye level so I thought lets have a gaze. I was stood 3 inches away from a silver back gorilla staring into his eyes and woah what an experience, a must for everybody!

I was naughty but it was nice, please share any experiences you've had with animals whilst on "it"

 

a zoo while tripping is on my top 5 places not to visit while under the influence of psychedelics.

 

Every fucking time I go to the park tripping I get run down by deer.

Seriously. Like, mangy, rabid, pissed off, over-protective mama deer that want me to GTFO! I think while I'm tripping, I get nervous when one walks too close to the trail, and it feeds off my anxiousness so it goes apeshit...

 

I'll let you into a little secret skarpo0, not all animals are kept in zoos, just the other day I saw a rabbit in a field near to where I live.

 

my only moments with an animal while tripping was with my kitty. we had this wonderful petting session. it was rather wonderful indeed.

but cool story bro

 

I became closer with a squirrel in an hour than I have with most people in a year. I fed it penut butter and jelly sandwich bits and told it my life story, to this day, I wish to refund that squirelly friend if mine.

 

Dear god... I just laughing incontrollablly for like 10 minutes. I dont know why hahahahahaha

Its okay dude. When i was at bluegrass i was leaning up against the Alaska State Troopers SUV Talking to them (with pancake sized pupils) and then i started talking to there SUV.... They were laughing at me.

Apparently 10 hits in one night is LITTLE two much.

 

I really want to go trip at the zoo