Everyone needs to be more like Me

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Meagain, Dec 11, 2013.

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Megan, spokeswoman for Regaine

    ....Megaine ;)


    Emergency candy bars? Seriously if you are going to read every post in a thread, can you put in a few bullet points so those of us that are attention span challenged can know what the hell is going on
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Dec 13, 2013
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  3. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    No, man-boobs are moobs.
     
    Karen_J, Dec 13, 2013
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  5. LornaDoom

    LornaDoom Senior Member

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    rogaine?
     
    LornaDoom, Dec 13, 2013
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  7. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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    Sooooooooo….which one did you pick? The suspense is killing me.
     
    happilyinlove, Dec 28, 2013
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  9. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    The completed list:

    1. I am 62 years old. If you are younger than Me and would hurry up and catch up to my age of 62 fun filled years, you would instantly know that you would live to be at least 62 years old. Which, if you are younger than me, you don't know if you ever will.
    Contrariwise, if you are older than Me, and you would loose a few years, you would be younger than you are now...and isn't that what we all want?

    2. I just got a hair cut, so that's out of the way for awhile.

    3. I once partied with Joe Walsh until I got thrown out of his room because it was so late. If you don't know who he is, you definitely need to be more like Me.

    4. I am retired and I don't have to get up for work tomorrow.

    5. I don't repeat myself.

    6. I have a candy bar hidden in the freezer that my wife doesn't know about.

    7. I'm drawing a blank on this one, but I don't care....I'm very carefree.

    8. I am very symmetrical.

    9. I don't repeat myself.

    and for number ten I'm going to have to go with;

    10. I'm a babe magnet without even trying...unfortunately all the babes are my age or older.
     
    MeAgain, Dec 28, 2013
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  11. happilyinlove

    happilyinlove with myself :p

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    hahha babe magnet.
     
    happilyinlove, Dec 28, 2013
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