Experience with police officers

It's not hilarious or anything, but I thought it was kind of funny.

I rolled a joint and went outside to smoke it with my friend because my mom was home. We went out to the garage (The garage is not connected to the house) and stood behind the car in the shadows and smoked it. We were both buzzing. We started walking back to the house and we decided to play a little hacky sack. We started hacking and continued for about five minutes. And the strangest thing happened... I was thinking about how it would suck if the cops showed up. I mean, not in depth, but it just flashed across my mind. Then 10 seconds later, a patrol car with two police officers riding in my neighborhood. They pulled up to me, and rolled down the window. One of them shined a flashlight at me. He asked me if I saw a guy running through our neighborhood. I told him that I hadn't and that I was sorry. He just said thanks, and they cruised to the back of my neighborhood, turned around, and headed out of the neighborhood. I mean, I can keep a straight face and a serious attitude if I have to when I'm high. But I was worried about if he would smell it on my breath or not. I guess not.

We then decided to just play hacky sack again.
We started playing and about five minutes later, they came back.
They drove past us and circled around again. Then they left.
We got nervous for why they were coming back. As soon as they left, we decided that it was best to go back inside.


It was an experience that was so shocking that I will probably remember it my entire life.

 

As long as you weren't in possession, you wouldn't have any problem even had the officer smelled your danky breath.

I've walked into many gas stations after a toke, only to be stuck in line behind a police officer. I love it when they wait outside to see if I'm about to hop in a car so they can get me for intoxication, but they're always disappointed as I walk away happily. The more munchies I'm carrying, the better I feel about it.

 

I doubt there was any runner, they just wanted to make you talk to em'....

It's possible there was of course, depends what kind of neighborhood you live in, and if they'd normally be there, and if you have any crazy neighbors with friends who would try to hide out there....

 

^ that is a good, and sorta like funny story, metal...)

Since I'm such a happy camper right now, (refer to the pets section and my cat got out...

YAY

anyhoo, I have laughed a little about the most stupid man you could imagine that was

The Animal Control Officer of the County

is how he identified himself...and it was like trying to get a donkey with a nail in his head to do tricks or something. In a 15 chapter book, he just could NOT get by the first chapter. period. lol (now)

 

Lynn, Until I Read This Post I Did Not Realise B.B Was YOUR Cat....

I Thought You Were Just Trying To Save A Stray...



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8SEfFK_2Y"]YouTube - Blue Oyster Bar - Theme Song - Loop

 

May I Say, I Approve Of Your New "Sig" Orison, Tis Quite A Contrast To Seeing

Squirrels Chasing Their Nuts Across The Road, And Playing In Your Local Park.

Although I'm Sure If We Were To Rotate The Pic (180 degrees), The Subject Of "Nuts"

Would Be In The Spotlight Again....



Cheers Glen.

 

OH yeah...well, Glen, she had "appeared" at the house, and we (mama and I) had already decided to "keep" her, get her fixed, etc...and we most certainly had been feeding her...well beyond me pouring nourishment under the door since Christmas day. So, I had realized/decided early on in this bizarre "adventure" that BB was and surely would be my cat...ya' know?


and Orison...
Lordy mercy! that's quite some pic you got going there...a sig is what it's called?

 

idk every time I hear words "police and humor" together I think of "Good Humor" .. I know police like chocolate donuts, and strip searches..

a sig is the pic that you carry post to post at the bottom. The moving ones are called Gif's... jpgs < are not moving. but a Gif can have no movement and still be a gif.

 

^ BB appeared 5-7 weeks before disappearing.

 

Where's the butt's orison!!!

 

I found those butts pretty funny ... and nice )

 

Only people familiar with the police academy films will know the songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq4P6u8NN7E&feature=related"]YouTube - Police Academy beat box

i hop that emberd.

 

HAha, Well I've had alot of exp with this in with my long haired hippie boyfriend in his black tinted honda civic, they like to target us esp if we're wearing tye dyes we've noticed. Anyway, Last time it happened it was the license plate light, they said "from a distance it looked like there wasn't a license plate light" after he tried scaring us a lil and coming up with nothing he let us go. It proved useful for the car to be messy that time, he wanted to search us and we were like alright if you want to, i mean the cars a mess and hes like since you guys seem alright I think i'll just let you go. They like to try to scare you, and play mind games with you. As long as you keep your cool, and act like normal, and KNOW YOUR RIGHTS but don't be a dick about it, you'll be alright.

We've had this happen ALOT. After being let go by the cop we pulled into a fast food parking lot and checked the light, it was on, and visibly on. Douche bag pig.