extreeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee

ELMO!



oh great, a 10th anniversary edition of tickle me elmo, but its the extreme version! oh great, more pandamonium for mothers at walmart

 

Elmo>your life

 

Let the riots begin.

 

how is it extreme?
does it poo or something?

 

It shits out Big Bird and then proceeds to anally rape it. And during all that he sings his damn ABC's. Thats fucken extreme bitch

 

Toys R Us is a fucken warzone in America

 

Hahaha!

 

i'm gonna buy one fo' sho

 

Vin, you know, you can get your ass beat by a lynch mob, just trying to get a hold of the new toys.

People will die. Others will simply go to Ebay.

 

hahaha the wiggles. my brother actually got a coworker of his a wiggles cd as a gag xmas gift. lol. funny thing is, the guy actually liked it

 

Thats how I lost my uncle
FUCK YOU TICKLE ME ELMO

 

I'm getting one of those. Seriously. I never got one of the originals and I wanted one. I'll get one this time

Speaking of Toys R Us warzones. When Furbys came out, I watched two old ladys just about fist fight over one. They were pushing and shoving and such. While they were doing that some parent quietly walked over and took the item in dispute out of the ladys cart and walked off.

Welcome to the land of the free.

 

Extreme Tickle Me Elmo...the only doll that you have to question whether it's laughing...or seizing.

 

Don't you talk bad about elmo. Stop the blasphemy.

 

Wow I was right! You really are gay.




I bought the original one for my cousin, and had a woman try to snatch it out of my hands. After that I started giving people money and let them go fight for a damn gift.

 

Fuck you. elmo is awesome, and you know it.