F.m.l.

I'm currently at my dads house right now, when my mom called.. saying she was going to paint my room (finally) over the weekend, at first i was like "oh cool, thanks" it was only after she hung up when i realized, in order to paint my room she would have to move my bed and other furniture around... oh fuck. I have an empty bottle of vodka, two empty bottles of robitussin, and a small jar of weed, all sitting beside my bed, with just a little blanket covering it (nobody ever goes in my room and i wasnt expecting anyone two, therefore i didnt hide it well..) Now im freaking out, because she is obviously going to see it! First of all, im underage so i'll get in shit for having the alcohol, and secondly.. the weed! FML, im hoping she wont know what the robitussin was used for though... but i think she probably does.. :/

now i need to think of some excuse for my dad to bring me over there before she paints so i can get that shit outta there! but i have no clue what to say... sheeeitt..

anyone got any excuses that might work to get me over there?

 

There probably isn't any way for you to get your dad to get you over there. Are you too young for a drivers license? You're probably too young to be drinking and smoking weed and robotripping.. it's not likely you're back in school unless you're from the south, in that case you could say you left homework over there or something. Otherwise..

Don't do it if you know you can't handle the consequences. If she's gonna see it, you're obviously fucked and can't lie you're way out of it. Good luck!

 

Maybe just say that u wanna go help paint your room?

 

OP, this is your best bet. Otherwise you're SOL.

 

just phone her and ask her to put it off because you need to hide some stuff first

she'll just assume its porn or something like a jerkoff rag

 

I actually do have my drivers license, but currently i can only drive with an adult for a few more months, i got my license a little late, i'm 17 haha, And yes i'm not in actual school right now, but i am in summer school! i could say i left some work there... i'll try that

 

Shes actually hiring somebody to paint it, she's just going in my room the day before to clean it up and move my stuff out... which is when she'll find it, *sigh

 

haha! i actually did call her and ask her to put it off, i told her wanted to clean my room before she sent people in there to paint... hahaha, she said "no dont worry, i can clean it" fml

 

That was your chance to answer "no, really, I want to do it myself", in a serious dangerous tone. Maybe she would have thought u were threatening her cuz u're a serial killer.

 

Oh maybe, or make her become suspicious, leading her to search my room

 

Oh oh, i got it : before they even get a chance to talk to u about what they found in your bedroom, SEARCH THEIR BEDROOM.
If u're lucky u could find compromising stuff there too lol

 

if she is a normal parent she already knows whats there and just hasnt said anything

 

haha! Brilliant idea, about 5 years ago i was searching my moms room for hidden birthday presents, when i found a small ziplock bag of weed, back then i wasn't very educated about the wonderful plant, being 12 and all, so i took it and threw it away, thinking back on it now.. i should have kept it for myself

 

She may know about the alcohol, but she has no actual evidence (until now possibly) But the weed, she would definitely confront me about it lol

 

I can't believe u're only remembering that now. U're essentially in the clear.

 

Not if he has 'do as I say, not as I do' parents. If so, hes still fucked.

 

But i never told her i found it, knowing her she would turn it around back on me... "why were you even in my room? How did you even know what that was at such a young age? Hmm?" hahaha!

 

Yeah, surely she won't be bothered if SHE had weed..? The dirty fucking dirt pills and alcohol, maybe.

If she's mad when she finds it, just say "Mother, had you suspected this of me?" To which she will probably say "no" so you can say "Then it obviously hasn't affected me in a bad way." And that might calm her down. Or if she says "yes" then you say "well it's not surprising then, is it? Why didn't you try to help me instead of waiting for me to turn to drugs?" Thereby shifting the onus onto her.

Or, here's what a real man would do and a tactic I have employed in the past: Call your mother and tell her earnestly: "Mother, dearest mother, whom I care so much for and would go to the ends of the earth for, I have to admit something to you. The reason I want to postpone any activity in my room is because there is something I would not like you to find in there." She will be slightly surprised, curious and respectful at this (probably) and will ask you what it is and where it is. Or she might start rolling off things that she would not want to find in your room. Or she might say "I know, I've already put them somewhere safe" if you're very lucky. If she asks, you should tell her exactly what they are and where they are then apologise. She will most likely respect you for owning up and won't punish you. She might not even mind at all since you are mature enough to be responsible for them. Hiding them shows you are childish. Either way, you will be better off owning up if you're going to be found out anyway. She will be shocked and worried if she finds out herself but if you tell her you can make sure she takes it well. She may not want to know and mighjt wait for you to get back to deal with it.

Just don't worry about it, you'll all get over it in a matter of days.

 

did she find your stuff?

 

i'm not sure yet :sad: not knowing is the worst part! she hasn't called or said anything, but my mom does procrastinate a lot so maybe she wont do it this weekend.. im hoping.. But, i'm going back there tomorrow! so i will check to see if its still there or not