first sign of madness?

...do you talk to yourself?

 

Damn there was meant to be a poll, ah well

 

are you talking to yourself again?


i talk to myself all the time. i'm the most interesting person i know.

 

I talk to kitchen appliances and utensils

 

I smile and laught to myself all the time thinking funny thoughts

 

hehe yeah I love doing that too

 

haha yeah all of the above... I make faces at myself in the mirror a lot too...it's all good!

Mostly it's swearing at everything though...

 

Pete knows I talk to the toaster!

 

yeah i know this all too well heh

 

my great grandmother would swear up and down that my dead great grandfather was hiding things from her, and she's stomp over to his urn, shake the crap out of it, yell at it, then slam it down and storm out of the house like they'd been arguing. no wonder granda went first.

 

Talking to yourself in the mirror is best avoided, but face pulling is cool, talking to yourself without a mirror is cool, pulling faces at yourself without a mirror is also best avoided.

 

i sometimes have that herky-jerky, anxious, unsure body language that freaks people the fuck out. and if i'm talking to myself while i do it, people tend to steer clear of me.

 

I imagine that would be a good way to make sure nobody sits next to you on the bus/train, start muttering swear words under your breath and making jerky movements.

 

I certainly talk to inanimate objects, I've even named our kettle. It's called Danny, after Danny Boyle. It takes so long to boil I often tell it, "how way Danny, Boil". That's maybe not insane, but definitely sad!

 

I Find I am Talking to myself When No One is Listening...

 

I talk to myself all the time if no one else is around. Generally it'll be non verbally, but I'll often have a discussion in my head, often for no reason at all. Talking to yourself is great, really it's the only sensible conversation you're going to get....

 

Hahaha! That is hilarious!:tongue:

 

"I've started to find hairs on the palms of my hands."

"Hairs on the palms of your hands, they reckon that it's the first sign of madness."

"No they don't, they say looking for them is the first sign of madness."

"Oh, is that right."

"Yeah."

"Do they?"

"Yeah, they do."

"But, do you ever talk to yourself?"

"No, not really."

 

hip forums is like spending time in one flew over the cuckoos nest man love it .......... were all individually mad man .......................long live incapacity benefit

 

haha, it is a bit like that sometimes... quick, somebody help me lift this water fountain! Then we can kill someone by suffocating them with a pillow ... but who?