I have been having constipation for around 3 days.. just picked up a sack 3 hours ago, and after my first bowl i had to shit real bad.. so i sat on the toilet and my shit rushed out easily and ive got to say that was the best shit of my life!
One more good thing about maryjane, cure just about anything that ails ya. My great aunt gave my brothers friend a big glass of prune juice as a joke when we were growing up, with disastrous results for him. One our families historical stories my dad likes to tell the younger kids around the holidays.
LMAO it always used to do that for me.. except I'd get really excited before doing it--which led to the shit.
i highly doubt marijuana cured ur constipation. maybe a factor..no cure. im glad ur ass is free of bottled up shit. my brothern
agreed. i suspect it just allowed you to relax a bit so that nature could take the course. often times the harder you try at something the worse it gets, and the downward cycle continues. MJ probably just stopped the downward cycle for you. if you want a good "cure", prune juice and Metamucil always do the trick. either way, it's good you back flowing again.
I smoked weed and took a shit for the first time in my life the other day, I clogged my friends toilet.
A friend of a friend walked a mile to a store to get some ex-lax. The damn fool ate the whole bar and befouled herself and her clothing before she even made it home. She said she trailed shit for a quarter mile and the trail went right into her shower where she cleaned up.
Smoking anything will help with digestion/constipation. Congratulations on taking an awesome shit high though. Shit is soooo cash.
i feel like this thread is dirty. shits can be great don't get me wrong op, but it got graphic with the whole "rushing" bit.
