For the love of God, if you're breaking up...

Then don't come together to a party! Last night was Halloween, of course, so we had a Halloween party at my friends' house and a girl and her soon-to-be-ex came. I made the mistake of sitting on the couch between them and the tension I found myself in was almost unbearable. Then they started arguing, but more or less throwing childish insults back and forth randomly when they both started getting drunk. It was so uncomfortable because I really wanted to punch the guy in the face, because I've known his girlfriend forever and know he's just a fucking shithead drunk who's kicking his two kids out, too. I'm glad she's leaving, though, because those kids deserve so much better than to be around their alcoholic ass of a father.

 

Gotta love Halloween. Or any "special occasion" for that matter.

 

did they come dressed up as punch and judy?

 

Bonnie and Clyde.

 

ugh... that is teh suck.

 

She came dressed as a naughty nun (lol) and he came dressed as his normal douchebag self. Did I mention I can't stand this dude? lol

Holy crap, the party was fun otherwise. Scared the shit out of me, though, because the guy who was hosting the party works for the city and is on the volunteer fire department, so he knows all the cops, and there was underage drinking going on, and we were smoking a bowl in the garage, and one of the cops shows up. I thought I was going to pass out, I was so scared, lol. Turns out he's just the lonely rookie and wanted to go to a Halloween party, if only for a few minutes.

 

:smilielol5:

 

lol, glad i could get you laughing, t.

 

You often do, sweetheart.

 

I didn't dress up either. Am I a douche bag?

 

It was so much fun, though, because I don't ever get to be catty or just generally bitchy, and because I have a vagina, sometimes I get that urge, and I was hanging out with Ashley (naughty nun) and our friend Tish who lived at the house where the party was, and we were bitching about the girls there that we didn't want there. Especially one in particular who was running around talking about how she didn't need someone to validate the fact that she was attractive, because she knew she was, but then was asking all the guys if she had nice boobs and shit. And the funniest part about it is as sexy as she thinks she is...she's cute, but she looks 12 years old. I know I look younger than 21, but she has her hair cut with little girl bangs and she's flat as a board all the way around.

 

lol, Well, that just depends, are you a douchebag? Because you know...he was dressed like a douchebag, because that's how he's always dressed. Even when he's naked, he's wrapped in douche.

 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, 12 year old looking chick like insulted me, lol. She was talking very loudly about how she thought she was perfectly proportioned and how small girls with curves look weird. *shakes fist*

 

excellent!

 

i likes me some small girls with curves. and i've seen your tatas, so i should know... you have perfect proportions.

 

You're a female version of me, NTH.

 

I'm kidding
But I kind of felt like a douche because I was the only one out of my friends who did not dress up. And even at the two bars we went to...

 

you should have drown that little bitch while she was bobbing for apples!

 

i don't know whether to be terrified or flattered.....








j/k! :smilielol5:

 

Definetely the first- iggy: