Found a dimebag

My parents found a dimebag that I left in my school pants now I have some explaing to do so what should I say?

 

that your a dumb ass for leaving a dime bag where they could find it would be a good start..

 

dilli says to follow that up with ,
if they would give you a larger allowance you could afford larger quantities..

layin the guilt trip on em with admitting your a dumb ass is like the one two punch. it cant lose...

 

Alright I'll addmit that I am a dumbass and I'll tell them that I am straighting out.

 

why lie?

 

You should say that you smoke marijuana. What else is there to say? Then, feel out their reaction.

It would also help to point out the good grades you got on your recent report card, how you help around the house, treat people respectfully, and have a rich and well balanced life with many sober pursuits. If you can't say these things, maybe you should straighten out.

 

Wonderful response.

 

"thank god you didnt find my crack stash..."

 

I would say "can I have it back?"

 

Can we at least share it?

 

"Good thing you found just the dime"

 

"this is a perfect time to tell you about my heroin addiction.."

 

They already know they want to me tell them how gave so, I'm going to blame it on a girl who I had problems with or am I gay for blamming it on a girl?

 

that wouldnt make you gay,it would make you a fucking gutless pussy...

 

first time i got caught was cause i left a pipe in my jeans and put it in the laundry. i never put my pants in the laundry basket now without checking the pockets twice.

 

This is the girl I'm thinking of blamming it on.
I tend to obess over blamming things on her
http://forums.filefront.com/member.php?u=206409

 

why are you blaming it on anyone in the first place... especially a girl?

do you ever expect to get laid?

 

Well she hates me and I hate her so yeah.
I was trippin on slavia when I was talking on the internet thinking she my girl friend at frist then she casted a evil spell on me.

 

You sound like a idiot. How about you hide your pot where your parents don't find it. Shit I did it for years it ain't that fucking hard.

Man up and take the fall, you did it not the other girl. What are you a coward? Blaming it on a little girl?


LAME

 

Well they didnt find the pot they just found the bag.