Freeloader!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Crooks, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. Crooks

    Crooks Member

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    My sister who has moved out over a year ago keeps coming over unexpected. She comes over when nobody is home, makes herself food out of our pantry, eats and plays on my dads computer for a few hours, than leaves. The worst is when im home alone like now, and about to go smoke, and I hear the doorbell and then hear her let herself in with her old key. I heer her making food again sitin on her ass using my dads computer (wich he lets NOONE use). SO fucking annoying. Now imhiding in my fucking room cause i skipped school today and out of nowhere here she is!
     
  2. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    look at some weird fetish porn on it after she goes and leave it open for your dad to find
     
  3. Crooks

    Crooks Member

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    hahahhaha no way hed blame her over me:(
     
  4. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    That is a great idea, but I am sure it would backfire on him.

    You should mess with her while she is here. Sneek over to were the breakers are and turn them off. She will think the power is out in the house and leave.
     
  5. Crooks

    Crooks Member

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    Its in the basement, shes next to the door, and im upstairs:p

    I need more ideas like this though:)
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    actually, maybe confront her nicely, and try to figure it all out...

    maybe she is like starving and broke, and suffering internet withdrawals...
    And since she is on your dads pc, you have leverage concerning you not being in school...
     
  7. Crooks

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    lulz, she actually came in my room and i hid behind the door, reallly dont know why i did that though. so now if i confront her it would be akward hahah
     
  8. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

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    And you stayed quiet? I would have scared the shit out of her, like "I'm gonna kill you bitch!" and jump out from behind the door.
     
  9. Crooks

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    I giggled a little.

    haha
     
  10. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    She came in your room?

    IDK about you, but to me my room is my personal space, my tomb, my fucking cave... No one comes in here without my permision

    You should confront her. The bitch sounds like she has no respect for other peoples things or spaces.

    Or an idea, depending how carefull your parents are - you could tell them you lost your key (if you think this will not be enough for them to change the lock, say some crackhead robbed you, took your wallet which had like some library card with address and also keys) Hopefully the inconvience of cutting another copy would mean your sis wont have a key anymore...

    Or you could troll her by fucking with the food (think diarrhea/tapeworms), convincing your dad pc's are really unsafe, and only way to protect his shit is by setting an admin password etc
     
  11. Crooks

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    she just came in to see if i was there..its taking her forever to leave..
     
  12. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    get naked, run out screaming, start throwing shit about

    for bonus points squat down next to her and take a shit

    MAKE HER LEAVE
     
  13. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    I still think you should just run out and scare the shit out of her. Is she going to tell your parents that you were home. Then you can rat her out on the computer and food thing.
     
  14. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Now I feel like a freeloader!
    I moved out of my parents house years ago but I stil go there, let myself in with my own key, do my laundry for free and eat a free meal. My brother still lives there but he's older than me and I don't think he minds. Even now, I'm at my grandmas eating a sandwich haha. I'm all about the free food because most of the time I don't have enough money to feed myself
     
  15. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    Free food is awesome.
     
  16. mmg

    mmg fish out of water

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    my older brother does the same thing... he comes over and does his laundry, eats food, acts all superior and shit.

    the fucked part: he eats all the ice cream and cookies and finishes the milk... and then he doesn't write them on the grocery list on the fridge! wtf! not even gonna folow protocol.
     
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