2 years ago october Friday the 13th I was head'in to pick up g/f from work. I was on highway and my breaklite was staying on for some reason. (didn't realie it) well I see a state cop sittin do'in traffic stuff. Well, I see him pull out when I went by. Not a big deal , I thought, I pull off next exit, yep, he does too. I go to pull into a store and he lights me up!!! I figured no problem , I ain't got no problems. We're sitting there along time, i see both of them get out of car, without my paper work!!(licence insurance registratoin) and one stays to rear of car and older cop comes to my door and says we have a problem , theres a warrent for "non return of rental property" from 3 years previouse!!! I was in an accident and was in a wheelchair for a year! The wheelchair rental place never picked chair up when I moved as they said they would. They filed a small claim . And see'in how I did not know about it. never went to court! well, put in hand cuffs. Stuffed in cruiser. remembered I had a nice long "Colas top" from my stinky skunky piney. Dam, huge ass bud From my recent harvast. 2 oz bud.Then I see cop pick up a "tupper ware" container from under the seat. I forgot I had put 2 hits of some crazy good blotter I got!! Come to find out, the second state cop was his first nite out on patrol! I was his first pull over.Older cop tells him that "this is that strong marijuana I was telling you about" Then they both look at me,"LSD? Where in the hell you get this POISON?" " Must be from music festival" I decided I forgot how to speak. And told them my lawyer will take care of this. right there they stop talking to you. That was at midnight friday 13th. Next moring on way to doctor after court, A wild turkey flies out into highway, and you got it , into my windsheild!!! Not over yet! we pick up my car from inpound. And on way home with g/f's grandfathers truck, she falls asleep and drives over a stonewall into a utility pole!! she has no license! so she jumps out , I park my car in parking lot near by. and wait for cops to say "I" was driving truck!! I stay home now on any FRIDAY THE 13th!! So far today has been good!
Yes I would stay home myself if I had that run of luck. Hope the rest of your day is uneventful.:cheers2:
My husband was born on Friday the 13th, and is the 13th grandson to one of his grandmothers. If I were you I would stay in bed, there are still sharp things in your house,, and electrical...
Holy shit!!! Good story!!! I guess friday the 13th produces some crazy shit!!!!!!!!!! I think ill stay home today too!!!!!!!!! Sounds like that wheelchair rental place is full of douchebags/dumbfucks!!!!!!!!! I would toss a bomb in that fucking place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then they won't do stupid shit anymore!!!!!!!!!
I did not dose that day. We had talked about it . but..... That is a true story hay. The day after I had to stop and tell everyone who would listen about my day. I got a year probatoin for the 2 hits . Un supervised also. Grandfathers truck is still messed up. It took him a year to get that going again. Truck was only 6 monthes old . A GMC caynyon. hahaha he was p***ed. Some one really wanted me to give them a ride to the store.I sent my son. Haahaa