Frog gets $30,000 loan

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Dirk_Pitt, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. Dirk_Pitt

    Dirk_Pitt Banned

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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.


    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


    (you're gonna love this)



    (its a real treat)



    (a masterpiece)


    (wait for it)



    The bank manager looks back at her and says..
    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"


    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........). Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

     
  2. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    yes, that was cute, thank you :D
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I heard that one many years ago, still is funny! Good one
     
  4. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I have heard many versions of that joke, but this one is the best!
     
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I have to agree with the others, thats was good.
     
  6. white ginger

    white ginger Senior Member

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    That was awesome
     
  7. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    classic
     
  8. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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  9. pennylanejess

    pennylanejess Member

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    i loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) hehe
     
  10. NoVictimNoCrime

    NoVictimNoCrime -

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    hahaha i definitely grinned.
     
  11. May Aizelle

    May Aizelle Member

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    AWE hahaha thats so cute
     
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