From now on...

every time i ask someone what they want for their birthday and they dont answer or say they dont want anything, im going to buy them a GERBIL!!! its a fun present. my friend was being difficult about what he wanted so i just got him a gerbil and made him name it christopher. i love that little thing.

 

that is the best idea ever.

 

You really can't go wrong with a gerbil

 

I would like a long haired guinea pig for my birthday.

 

Could breed conflict if that person already owns a snake.

 

I always wanted to blow up a small animal like a gerbil or something but:
A) my morals and superego kinda conflict with that
B) I never have any small animals like a gerbil or something
In other words, BloodyKisses, I don't want anything for my birthday :X

 

ive always wanted a ginea pig!!! they have the cutest faces, ever. if i had one, id name him humphrey. yes, even if it were a girl.

 

No way. A gerbil would totally kick a snake's ass

 

snakes have asses?

 

that would still be conflict you dumbass

 

what would happen if you crossed a long haired guinea pig and a hairless guinea pig????

 

I suppose you are correct. I'm going to go cry now

 

I want this one, it belongs to Super_Grrl

 

i thought gerbils were illgegal in california!

 

I didn't mean dumbass offensively, just as an observation. If you could hear how I would be saying it you would understand, unless of course your too much of a dumbass. (sorry couldn't resist)

 

I think I'm too much of a dumbass to understand. Let's just make sweet sweet love

 

whats the difference between a hamster and a gerbil? i really dont know. i just say gerbil because its funner to say. gerbil.

 

yes its the Richard Gere law.....

 

oo, me next!

 

gerbil


hamster