fuck easter

need i say more?

 

Easter's evil

 

what would that be like?

Cadbury creme-ish I guess

 

Well, it was the Christian celebration of new life...but now I think it's become yet another excuse for all of the corporate bastards to cash in. So yeah, fuck Easter.

 

i hate sweets. i have sensitive teeth. i love choco ice cream when i have pms

but i dont get baskets anymore.

my mom pressures me to go to church (i dont go)

i still have to get up early...

and drive an hour for some holiday i dont believe in. and waste my sunday.

the food is good though.

 

ive always hated easter.

 

i used to love it.

i got to hunt for eggs and a basket. i was simple.

 

ain't nothing exciting about it...

I don't like these morning holidays

 

i hate easter. but my mom still gives us baskets, which is straight. and my sister colors eggs. i thought id be an ass so i wrote jesus on everyone of them with one of those magic crayons.

 

exactly. they make me wake up and see my too happy family.


i at least deserve some cash for that.

 

we don't even get to search for egg baskets here in england...parents just give their kids shitty, overpriced hollow chocolate eggs in boxes.

 

my family never seems to remember that I appear depressed during the morning

"you seem a little down today, is anything wrong?"

No, went to bed at 4, woke up at 9 and now we're eating ham

 

I wish I could say the same, but my mother is having a few people over, so I have to get up early and help set the table.

 

this is one of those holidays that kind of just pass by without me even realizing it. the ham is always good though...

 

I think just my grandma is coming over. No need to set a table. I have like no family, so fuck all this celebrating shit. Bu tthe kugueli or however you spell it is soo good.

 

need i say more?

 

oh, and i hate ham.


id rather eat lamb.

 

i love easter. you get chocolate and you can celebrate the death of jesus. it's the best!

 

lamb, now thats meat. Oh god is that good fucking meat.....

 

I got jesus christ superstar in the mail today, just in time for easter sunday! hoorah!