Fuck. I have a cold.

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  1. Jimmy420

    Jimmy420 Member

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    I have a stuffed up nose and i fuckin hate it, but what i hate more is all the flem in your throught. Any suggestions on getting rid of this cold. Is smoking weed a good idea
     
  2. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Smoking weed helps everything ;)
     
  3. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    when i have a runny nose, a few french inhales usually fixes it. i rarely get sick, but when i do, smoking usually makes me feel better... or at least takes my mind off of it.
     
  4. hippieatheart

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    i agree with ya there..


    just take some dayquil/nyquil until your colds gone.. always works for me!
     
  5. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    drink like a bottle of windex and if it doesnt go away drink another one.



    that was a joke dont do that...
     
  6. Sensei

    Sensei Senior Member

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    ^
    source: My Big Fat Greek Wedding
     
  7. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Mucinex works pretty well but it also costs quite a bit. The way to unstuff your head i definitely take a hot shower, drink some coffee or tea, and eat a shit load of hot cheetos. Or of course if you are like me you have prescription decongestants and they work like a charm.
     
  8. Astrofabrical

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    ^^^word, the only bad part being that they're huge ass pills that taste really nasty. the only way I can get them down is with orange juice or milk.
     
  9. MOZMAN

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    Make a drink out of this.

    3 table spoons of runny honey
    1 fresh lemon - (juice only)

    add hot water and more honey if its too sharp.

    And anything with fresh garlic and chilli.
     
  10. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    Smoke weed!! It's probably rag shit out of your throat and you won't be able to taste it, but it'll still get you high! Mind you, if it's a real bastard of a cold, you won't need weed. Fuck-off colds make you feel stoned anyway.
     
  11. EXAchilles

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    If you have a Netti pot use that. If you don't, be a good stoner and make one.

    It's basically just a teapot-looking thing with a carb that you fill with warm water, lemon juice and a SMALL AMOUNT of salt.

    To make it, get a bottle and make a waterfall bong out of it, but instead of a slide at the top put in a straw and make sure it can flow outwards, unrestricted. Turn your head sideways, dip the straw in your top nostril, and begin to pour. You can swallow it (which I wouldn't recommend) or let it exit through the mouth or other nostril (which I would). It'll sting, but it's killing all the bacteria in the nose and some in the throat and it'll resonate in there for a good few hours. Then, once that's done (and it kinda sucks, I won't lie to you), go smoke some pot to cleanse your system.

    Feel better man.
     
  12. xxwhoadang

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    actually you can get special saline packets at walgreens or eckerd or cvs for a netti pot
    thats where i get mine at least... i heard it was bad to do any other way.
     
  13. yazzer

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    If your throat is bothering you, don't smoke. It will only irritate it.
    Instead, take lots of warm fluids, honey, tea and vitamin C! Eat well.
    Take some OTC shit if need be. Mucinex sounded like a good idea, also try some Nyquil.
    Vicks is good sometimes. So is breathing in steam for 10 minutes. Don't do the vicks and steam together... The vicks mixing with the vapor creates a coating that could thicken your mucous and prevent it from coming out.

    Sleep.
     
  14. EXAchilles

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    Do you use the packets like teabags or something? I'm not too sure how that would work otherwise, unless you mixed it in...
     
  15. xxwhoadang

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    the packets are just something you sprinkle in and then add warm water, kinda swirl it around in the pot.
     

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