Fuck that annoys me.

What does? i hear you ask.

Well, a lot of things.

nuts in chocolate
the door sticking
dogs barking when Im trying to go to sleep
the last biscuit being broken

Lots of trivial things.

What trivial thing annoys you?

 

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I know what you mean... hm, there really isn't much that annoys me... except for that whole 'thug' fashion trend, it's so ugly and it really doesn't work for anyone.

 

Having three kids who all like to ask me questions at the same time, annoys the freakin hell right outta me.

 

I didn't know what a "thug" was, so I googled. And I have to say....Ppppppwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Hilarious. I even found a how-to page......A must-read!
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Thug/

 

When my mom wakes me up early in the morning, "just to say good-bye".

I love my mom to pieces, she means the world to me. But nothing, and I mean nothing is to come between me and my sleeping.

 

my little sister does that too me, argh its annoying
oh and i cant stand when people chew or make irratating noises near my ears, it makes me twitch

 

-People touching my apples.
-Not having enough red lifesavers in them packs.
-Angels that piss from their clouds on you guys.
-Being stuck with Ronald Reagan for eternity.
-Having my paper delivered late in the morning.
-People who take my name in vain.
-Killing, not loving one another - these little shitty things can bug my celestial ass too.

 

I can't stand being interrupted while I read or write! My students also annoy me sometimes, they tend to speak all at once and it irritates me. I know participation is good but wait your turn!

 

Why would you need a newspaper if you are the all-knowing? Just curious.

 

I'm all-knowing allright but I like to give it a rest at times. Is it a sin if I like to read the comics' section? Is it a sin for me to be happy and have fun once in a while too?

 

I didn't know it was possible for GOD to sin against Himself? Hmmmm
Where did you learn to read anyway? Bible camp?

 

People who take to long to get out there and turn! Roaming on my phone! When my bro won't shut the hell up! When my cat shits a stinky one! There are other things but I won't get into it right now.

 

What did I do to you?

 

Dude you did nothing unless you too to long to get your ass and turn! Orrr... you were talking to long and I wanted to get away but you were blah blah blahing me. I seem angry don't I? It is only cuz I am tired.

 

Bro - my child -

Before your great, great, great (ect) grandfather was an itch in his dad's pants, I was up and running. Sacred scrolls of the dead sea, First Testament, Archie Comics, Second Testament, Menus for french restaurants, ect...

 

LMFAO. GOD, you're a card! Now go feed a hungry kid in Cairo, would ya?

 

No need to. Cairo - er - let's just say that maps will need upgrades very soon...

 

Well..................feed some damn kid somewhere then. your presence is making me a little uneasy due to the fact that I rarely attend church anymore. Amen.

 

People who act fucking retarded because they gotta 'lil booze in'em

 

when u make food like pie or mac and cheese and you drop it befor u ever even get to taste it ...