Fuck you to weddings

this is me on a nice walk downtown one evening.

If anyone wants to invite me to a wedding - don't !!!!

I'm so down on love and weddings it's ridiculous.

Even my "fuck buddy" backfired.

This is PURE BULL

Ok yeah the first FIFTEENteen years or so were ok but the last 5 FUCKING SUCKED

 

I cant stand weddings, too much turbulent estrogen around....cant breath...must escape

 

its nice if you want a free drunk and maybe a lay

 

Dont have a cow man

 

YES, the estrogen gets so thick you can cut it with a knife.

 

WOW you need a drink:/

 

Cutting through estrogen hormones is like splitting the atom.
KABOOM of bitchiness coming at you!!!

 

if and/or when I do...it will be a courthouse wedding...just me and her...and our parents if they are still around

 

Sweetleaf ...If I drank my anger would be tenfold. You do not want to see that.

I was basically sober in that angry picture.

 

You should attend random weddings. Preferably complete strangers and sit in the church and snicker.

 

I have never been to a wedding before, like a big proper one

I can imagine it would be quite sickly, if you're hating on love. I am at the moment, so me and you can the the people who can eat terrible amounts of cake and throw the bouquet back and the ditzy and surely unexpected bride

who the hell does she think she is, anyways?

 

I'm pro wedding crasher. All you happy newlyweds, just wait and see... chances are you will be here too. In the land of bitter. :/

 

I've been to weddings I was forced into. Danced the waltz, spoke the line the priest gave to me, talked to people, etc.

It's no different than any other "social function."

 

The last wedding I attended was an egyptian lebanese union.


No expense was spared, detail was extraordinary, reception was for over 1000, there were bottles of spirits reading waiting on each table, that plus the cost of the centerpiece and trimming meant just the table setting was a couple hundred bucks x 200.

It was a sight to be seen, but the materialism, selfishness and frivolity of it all took ones breath away

 

i would love even the leftovers to give to my children.

:/

 

lol

Hahah, that's like saying fuck parties because you'll just have to go home some time.

No-one's ever really disappointed in love, but in their expectations.

This is why I want the world wedding.

Please. You have to help me legalize magic mushrooms!

 

Good point, buuuut if the party was way over the top and you're having it because you have to PROVE something ...then fuck you to parties too.

 

I have to go to a fuckin wedding in 7 weeks
Weddings are bullshit. Everyone has to act happy and cool and what not.
I'll probably just get ripped and dance the night away.

 

lol I like over the top because there's nothing to prove. Do it. You can never fuck me to parties!

 

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good choice