Funniest internet shit EVER

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191 Saw it posted in another forum and had to bring it here...this is definitely the funniest thing I've ever read on the internet...I mean...fuck..Im still pissing myself laughing :smilielol5: best thread ever...piss bottles..:smilielol5:

 

hahaha oh my goodness i didn't read it first and i started to scroll down and saw the pictures hahah

 

did you grab this from my thread in dreadlocks? this shit is hilarious!

i cant decide if its true or not, but seriously how do you make this shit up?

 

bodybuilding has some weird fucking people on it.. thats the site where the kid an hero'd himself on live cam

 

Hahaha,
That's hilarious :rofl:

 

haha omg lmao, Im just eating my dinner too, well I was eating my dinner lol, if I fade away its your fault BadFish.

 

That is seriously some very funny stuff. I have been laughing to bits for the last 10 minutes or so

 

Oh man I was crying from laughing at the first half.

"I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum"

:rofl:

 

I did indeed :cheers2: hahahaha well he's got over 6k posts so it could be real...I dunno...Its fucked either way :rofl: but I mean really. Its not that hard to piss and shit at the same time...even at full mast hahahahaha she picked up a knife and said she felt threatened :smilielol5: I laughed so much it hurt hahahaha

 

Haha those Paint pictures were awesome.

 

yeah this is the third roflcopter i have been linked to on that site...

 

:smilielol5: I just read it again and my mum came in asking what was wrong with me I was laughing so much...showed her and she had to go sit down from laughing :rofl:

 

OMG. That guy has a lot of problems.

 

HAHAHHA wtf is wrong w/ that dude.
How does he think he's gonna pick up girls anyway with "piss bottles"
I would not want a boyfriend who walks around carrying his own piss haha

 

Lol I like how he thinks the piss bottle was the moral of the story......no, just take a damn shit in the public bathroom.

 

Hahaha I know.. right? If you have to go THAT bad, just go in the public restroom.

 

I cannot believe I wasted my time reading that. :banghead:

 

what do you mean hero'd himself?

my favorite part of this story is that he starts it off by saying that he is sharing because this could happen to anybody (anybody that isn't smart enough to have a piss bottle handy anyway)

 

an hero'd means committed suicide
i googled it

that story was hilarious



should i let things cool off and call her?

haha

my abs hurt from laughing

 

Hahaha... That's fucking awsum