so if u read my posts u know about my questionable friend, the one who gets me all my shit but is kind of fake and a piece of shit. well the other day i guess he did a bunch of oxy at least 100mg and took like 5 tylenol pms. well he called the cops on his mom cus she slapped him, but why did she hit him? he was so fucked up he put an ice cream cone in her pocket not a great story i just thought it was really funny lol /dumb thread i guess post a funny story doing with opiates
I the beginning of my decent, I did a 5 pill shot of dillie 8's. It was my birthday. My best friend wanted to have me over to chill, little did i know she had invited a bunch of people I guess it was supposed to be a surprise party, well needless to say i never made it to my own party. I sat out in my yard for about 5 hours noddin out and when i awoke the ground was littered with all the unlit cigarettes i tried to smoke. not extremely funny but it makes me laugh
This one is fresh, gross but fresh (just happened last night) So my boy got really fucked up on a mix of Dillies, Roxys, Oxys, and Coke then he had to puke. While he was bowing to the porcelain god he nodded out. All of a sudden all we hear comin from the bathroom was Fuck this and Fuck that, well I get up to see whats goin on and he had managed to dip the top of his head into the puke filled toilet. Guess his head fell just a little to far forward. uke:
Okay so not really funny just very lucky. Today Dave and I got some morphine's and had just gotten droped off by his grandmother at the park (we were far from home and had to find sum place to chill) he put the pills in his pocket when he got them so after we got out of the car he went to go get them and we were short 1, so we retrace our steps and can't find it and were praying it's not in grandmas car. Now to the lucky part, after we went back and checked a bunch of times to no avail we were on our way out of the park so dave goes to check again and I proceed to dog his efforts to find it and tell him "it's pathetic to keep lookin the fuckin things gone so let's just go!" as soon as i finish the sentence he finds it in a spot we had checked a dozen times. I can't believe he found that fuckin thing I thought for sure it was gone for good.
well not really funny but ironic... in senior year of high school i hadn't done any opiate except for codeine, but my friend came across a shitload of dilaudid, oxy, vicodin and lorazepam for free (family member was tossing them out). the first day he told me that we went and blew some lines of oxy before our psych class and came in late, and that day the teacher had put on a video about oxycontin abuse. we found that kinda funny.
