Im sitting here getting high and driking a margarita......anyone else in the "zone"? Damn I love the taste of weed. Nothing like a buzz and good music. All I need is someone to talk to. Anyone wanna share random thoughts of the altered mind??????
Think about this ... I'm listening to Elliott Smith and this is the lyric that just played ... "I can't prepare for death anymore than I already have." Whoa.
Hey hows it going. Im pretty damn high ass well. My last random thought was how I need that guy from the Red Stripe commercials to follow me around, and shout HOORRAAYYY BEER! at random and inapropriate times. Man that would be fun.
When I see moose tracks in the snow it makes me want to strangle alley cats to death with dental floss while I'm eating sea biscuits on top of an orange school bus with a group of nuns who are contemplating a career in the porn business and smoking Alaskan turtle doves covered in frog semen mixed with toejam and hotsauce that were once stored in a box of jelly beans(for flavor) and mailed to Kuwait from Mount Everest.
That commercial is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Classic stoner commercial right up there with the pop tarts ones