get your sexy on

how do YOU get your sexy on?

 

I brush my teeth.

No, I'm serious.

 

one leg at a time

 

Damn, you sure know how to turn a guy on!!

 

I pop in a Marvin Gaye CD and dance around in my high heels and a sexy LBD.

 

Be right back. I need a cold shower.

 

to the tooth brusher: did u see the TED video on orgasms by chance?

I smell good

 

do the worm.

 

lol. Nothing gets me in a sexy mood like cleaning my teeth.

 

I am turned on by good spicy italian meal with red wine, as long as it isn't large enough a portion to give me gas.

 

tell me you floss!?!

*rubs nipple*

 

You're just asking for it aren't you.

I do my do, and sexifi the make up, put on a sexy outfit.... heels.

Hell, heels make me feel sexier instantly.

 

Hahaha!

 

black underwear and a black bra make me feel sexy. i feel sexy within 1 second of putting that on

all of my lingerie is either black or pink

 

I floss with those extra waxy string. I like to make my teeth squeak against the sides of my lips when I smile.

 

I Just Remove All My Clothes And Stand In The Middle Of The Town

Square, In Anticipation Of The Masses Surging Foward And Ravaging My

Body Till I Can Orgasm no More..:drool5:

Alas, In Real Life, All That Happens Is, Some Members Of The Pensioner

Group Throw Rotten Tomatoes At Me, Then Ring The Local Council to

Complain That They Failed To Remove A Pathetic Old Relic On The

Previous Nights Roadside Cleanup...



Cheers Glen.

 

I don't know I haven't had sex in over a year so FUCK YOU.

 

I don't even have to try. I'll just fart a couple times.

 

With a face like yours it has to be your own fault. I find you rather beautiful for a girl and all.