Getting Pot Through the Airport

Anybody have any experience or know how to accomplish this. This buddy of mine says it should be no problem, but i'm not an idiot and i know risks of getting arrested any fool proof plans?

 

I can't bring myself to say it to a lady, but use your imagination

-B

 

How are you going to legalize marijuana?

 

don't try it.

 

kiester it

I wouldn't try it. They don't always have dogs in the airport, so its really a 50/50 chance kinda thing.

 

in the bra. last time you went through airport security and got felt up? hopefully never.

 

Only if the airports you're going to are small and dumpy.

I wouldn't risk it. If you get caught with weed on the street you're a law breaker, if you get caught with weed in an airport you're a terrorist.

 

Don't risk it. Supposedly if you vacuum-pack weed in like 3 layers of plastic bags, then submerge it in shampoo and put it in your checked baggage, it'll work. Don't do this though, if you do its your own responsibility.

 

depends on the airport and depends on how you plan to bring it. not a good idea, though. you'll curse yourself forever if you get caught.

fool prof? put it in a condom, wrap it around itself, and go for the swallow. the bury is flawed in the event of a cavity search.

 

I've also heard that putting it in a bad of coffee, then putting a couple of bags over that will contain the smell.

 

The only way I'd ever suggest what you're trying to do is if you're a girl and look completely normal.
I'd stick it up your vagina as deep up as possible, and i wouldn't put it in your bra either.

 

Not that I have any experience with this but let's just say before 9/11 this was no big deal. There were tried and proven techniques with success rates at extremely high percentages.
That being said, in this day in age I cannot in good conscience encourage this. It's not just dogs but x-ray technology is much better that ever. If you are bound and determined the above poster has mentioned what I feel would be your best bet, excluding inserting things in your body which I was never a fan of, use the bra. If you get one with the padding things in the front these can be easily removed or modified and used like hidden pockets. Try to make sure you don't have anything metal on you or anything that would set off the detector as this is when segregation from the regular folks occurs and extra attention begins to be placed on you. I agree with others also in saying that your appearance should be as vanilla as possible. For a trip like this attire goes along way to sell a story of innocence.
Lastly, and this is a personal touch I always used, take a bible with you and "accidentally" let it fall out of your carry on bag. When a screener sees something like this it automatically defuses their potential suspicions of you as religious folks don't fit into any of their "Profiles" to watch for.
In summary, I really think it's a bad idea but good luck if you make this decision.

 

If the airport you're going to doesn't have dogs (I was just recently at Philly and Orlando.. no dogs. However 2 years ago Cinncinatti was dogged and they had sniff machines) and you're looking for a place to actually put it, on most thongs (at least those from VS) there's like a little pouch thing near the crotch (which my friends and I have speculated is actually for tampon strings) that would make a GREAT hiding place for smaller amounts. Try doing a search and see what airports are known to have dogs; becuase I can tell you in all 15 years I've been flying in and out of Orlando and I have not once seen a dog.

 

I've moved weed through the airport three times or so in the post--911 era. All the theories about the potential for getting busted could be true, but I'm 3/3. I put a little bit in a baggie and stuffed it into the battery compartment of my discman and carried it on. I even got flagged cuz they thought I had a bottle, but I didn't, and they sent me on my way.

I've carried pot cookies through int'l customs and fresh weed. Maybe my demeanor has something to do with it. I usually just put my herb in my checked baggage, even a glass pipe. maybe you could wrap it in coffee beans to be safe. I just never fuckin worried about it.

to guarantee safety, just bring pot edibles like brownies or cookies, or mail your shit to your destination. If it's a hotel, they could prolly hold it for you if you told them beforehand.

 

This works, ive succeeded in doing it.

put your bud in shampoo bottle, or some bottle that has something in it that smells. make sure your weed is enclosed so no shampoo gets in it. put it in another bigger ziplock bag and put it in your bag. DO NOT PUT IT in your carry on.

this works well cause airports have those dogs who sniff for weed (dam dogs). the shampoo covers the oder, as well as any possible questions as to what it is.

i got stopped for random bag checking, the dude took out the friken bottle and didnt notice anything. it works, no lie.

 

How long of a trip? I say accidentally let midol slip out of your purse, act crabby, and hide it where no one will look, behind the horror,

I always thought the little pouchy things were put in bathing suits to make you look like you have a wet diaper. I'm glad somebody else noticed.
The monthlies make women crabby, and as long as its not a long flight you can hide it behind the tampon, all wrapped up in a condom, of course. you could even take it a step further, hide it in a condom, on an "Instead" thing, and then a tyampon, but I think that would be a little too far. as long as you don't appear to need a cavity search, it shouldn't be a problem. Remember: Perception is everything. People see what they expect to see. if a dog sniffs your naughty bits, tell em you are on the rag.

still not fool proof, but it would probably work. I think coffee would appear more suspicious, and you have to keep liquids under a certain amount, so just think through all the possibilities first. Good luck

 

If you aren't smart enough to search for one of the dozen of other threads on this exact topic, you aren't smart enough to get it through the airport.

TheShow

 

Dogs can seperate odours...

I'd mail it.

 

cavity search. lol youd have to be named mohammed and screaming allah hates usa for them to even consider doing a cavity search.

and the dogs in the airport sniff for explosives, not weed.
weed is their lowest priority with the high threat of terrorist attacks in an airport.

 

I wrap allot of tape around my bag so no smell comes out of it, then I make a small incision in a pad with no wings, and slide my bag in it, after that I put another pad with wings over the first one. And that’s it. I make sure I have not one piece of medial on me. I have done that twice and I hade no problems. I am going to see my sister in May and I do plan to take small bag back with me, cause I moved and don’t have any hook up’s in town. Yet