Girls and what I dislike about them

I dislike their semi-honesty. At least, I did last night.

How about you?

 

girls are way too manipulative.

 

I just dislike the way they smell...

 

I dislike my inability to accept that people have limits. The overly-high expectations i have for my man. The way i claim to be completely frank and open and honest yet omit a lot of facts from my speech. I hate the way i contradict myself often. hmm...thatll be all for now.

 

I dislike the way they can try to emotionally destroy another girl and not think twice about it...

Girls are EVIL.

 

I hate when girls in cool cars whistle after me.

I hate when I go to a topless bar because the beer is better and they shove their tits in my face. I ask for the manager.

I hate when my girlfriend wakes me up in the middle of the nite because she wants to make love like a rabid rabbit.

We men are only objects.

 

I hate that there arn't any girls around here.

 

yep im just wishin there would be a few girls around here ...im not realy hateing on em and im quite fond of the way they smell n stuff .

 

Omg I actually do that. Does sleep make you horny?

Xx

 

...the fact that it's always about them;


(You're laying in a crumbled bloody heap on the side of the road.
Woman friend happens by)

Her: "Naykid! (not my real name) what's wrong"!?

You: "It was awful! I got hit by a min-van...then a tar truck turned too fast and dumped it's load right on me...buried me up to my neck in hot tar...after that everybody just thought I was a speed bump...I had to wait until after rush hour to dig myself out...but not before several dogs pissed on my head and a flock of crows ate my face..."

Her: *folds arms across chest, rolls eyes* "Uh huh, uh huh, I see...so in other words you're saying I'm fat"

...the way any woman will take any other womans side:

Her: "So who hit you"?
You: I don't know...some bitch in a min-van...talking on her cell phone"
Her: "Well maybe she hit you for calling her a bitch, ever think of that"?

...the way they can't be reasoned with:

You: "But I didn't call her a bitch...I didn't say anything to her..."
Her: "Yes you did, I just heard you".
You: "I'm calling her a bitch now, I didn't say anything to her before the accident.."
Her: "Oh I see, now you're changing your story"

...the way what's going on with her is the only thing that's going on in the world:

Her: "So anyway I'm having a shitty day: I broke a heel, then my boss yelled at me for making personal calls at work and I'm not sure if this relationship I'm in is going anywhere..."
You: "Uh, Ramona? I hate to interrupt but do you think you can calll me an ambulance"?
Her: "Oh I seeeee, it's always about you isn't it?"

 

I think that reason is a cover up for the real reason:

They have vaginas.

 

No. This is the only reason we put up with all the other shit.

 

Well, it's Bird's reason, anyway.

 

I don't like that im too emotional. i get upset at stupid shit, like when my man doesnt pay any attention to me after a long day of working on school shit. sometimes i just want him to sit down and talk to me and hold me and i get upset when he doesnt do this. little things he does bother me too. I dont like that and i wish they wouldnt get to me.

 

Well, put yor head on my lap while I stroke your hair and we'll talk about it.

 

Bird's a verile, macho kinda guy.

He just seems gay because he's European.

 

If he is referring to the level of honesty in women..................HE's Gay!!!!

 

me too... mostly :&

 

That's funny....when I do that I get thanked....

 

maybe you should stop "playing" with girls and start ..eerr dating? women