Girls - What would you do if you had a penis for a day?

And I don't mean a friend's to borrow and play with, but your own thick, stiffening rod, all to yourself. What would you do with it? What would you do if you woke up and were granted a temporary cock to do with as you pleased? Let's assume that it's girthy, well-proportioned, and all a girl could ask for in a loaner phallus. I ask because I was recently shocked when one of my girlfriends told me that she didn't own a vibrator, and my response was something along the lines of, "well, if I had a pussy, I would definitely have one - probably several." But then again, everyone's different. She said that if she had a cock, she would show it to all of her friends - which I suggested might alarm them. What would you do, hipforums?

 

I would draw stuff with my pee.

 

You can probably do that already as a chick - it's just more abstract: Jackson Pollock as opposed to Edward Hopper, for instance.

 

Use it!
Then I would be able to actually compare orgasms.

 

That depends, it there just a penis or do I still have the lock for that key?

 

Wish it was bigger, what else would you do?

 

Anal sex...just for revenge. :reddevil:

 

Gives new (or rather, literal) meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself."

 

What wouldn't I do!

 

If I could figure out the dynamics of that then hell yes!

My mind went to being DP'd while 69ing another girl who was being fucked in the ass. I don't know how the positioning would work but in my head it does! :2thumbsup:

 

It's like a kinky geometry problem. If I could fuck myself, I don't know if I would ever leave the house.

 

Ha ha very good....

 

Haha. You'll find out why we like it so much.

 

What a stupid question....





Helicopter.

 

Pee standing up, have as much sex as possible, and masturbate with whatever time I had left. Probably.

 

I've thought about this a lot. I would absolutely get a blowjob and fuck a girl. Maybe a guy. Then I'd probably jerk off all day. Pee standing up. Maybe on a girl.

 

I'd make every conversation about my dick and whip it out every chance I got, just to be obnoxious. Lol. Fuck some bitches, have one do a line off it, pee standing up,and of course play with it. Lol.

 

crankyirishgirl, so funny

 

Pee standing up? Seriously, this is the kind of stuff you girls come up with? Where's the creativity? If I had a pussy for a day I'd come up with a lot better than pee sitting down.

At least if you said piss out your name in the snow that wouldn't be so boring.

 

it's kinds of funny seeing all the women saying they would definitely have sex/get blowjobs/etc. if they had a dick for a day. i really kind of wish they had the chance, just to see them deal with getting shot down all day for a change.

yeah, if i had a pussy for a day, i would at the very least pee standing up with it.

 

Now that would be funny! Girl gets a dick for 24/hrs and is not even able to get laid to adequately test it out.