Girls, would you?

Discussion in 'Relationships' started by Fawkes, Jul 27, 2008.

  1. Fawkes

    Fawkes Member

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    Ladies, let me propose a situation and ask if you would go for it?

    Let's say you and your friend, Shelly, are in a bar having a drink.

    Neither you, nor Shelly, is involved with a man. Neither one of you has a ring on your finger, neither one of you has a regular man. In fact, neither one of you has a guy's phone number saved in your cellphone that you can call when you need a fuck NOW. So, neither one of you is involved. Now, lets say Shelly notices a guy at the bar, just sitting with other guys. And this guy is FINE!! I can't describe how fine this guy is, because I'm a guy and I don't know exactly what y'all want. But, he is damn fine. And then he notices Shelly. He doesn't notice you, he notices Shelly. But his friend notices you. Would you fuck the friend so that Shelly could fuck the fine guy. Let's say the friend is nasty. I mean NASTY. Ugly, fat and hairy nasty. If they came over to talk to you, and the fine guy started talking to Shelly, what's the nasty guy going to do? What are YOU going to do? If you don't talk to the nasty guy, he is going to leave and take the fine guy with him, and then Shelly won't get her man. Would you talk to the nasty guy, would you fuck the nasty guy, so Shelly could have the opportunity to fuck the fine guy?

    A MAN would. A man would fuck a nasty moo cow so that his buddy could fuck her supermodel friend.

    See, men know what friendship is about.

    Maybe you girls need to take notes.
     
  2. *Dharma*

    *Dharma* Member

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    Erm... Sorry, but that's disgusting... Who'd do something like that?
    I mean, it's not about the guy/girl being nasty, but it's just something only an ass would do... Sorry if I offended anybody now.
    You shouldn't jump someone, especially when you don't really want to, just so your friend can get another one in the bed. How about just talking with the nasty friend, keeping them busy, but not acting like he had a real chance.
    It's okay if you decide that you want to have sex with that person on your own, but not because your friend tells you to.

    Btw, if this is about a real situation, and you have a friend that's really bad ass nasty, how about you give him some advice on how to keep himself a bit clean and maybe do something about his looks?
    Because, if you ask me, there's a big difference between being just ugly, because you can't do much about that and it's not your fault, and being really disgustingly nasty, which is your fault.
     
  3. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    That's fucking ridicilous. You sound like a twat. :D
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :smilielol5:

    Hahahaha...Ahhh, this was great....thank you...

    Haha, my favorite part...
     
  5. jneil

    jneil Member

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    I'd tell my friends to go jackoff.
     
  6. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    oh, ok, so this thread is just to tell women they dont know anything about true friendship.


    there ar emany different dynamics to friendship, what you described works for some but is unnecessary for a great many others
    id take my girlfriend shopping for new sex toys though, thats just fun
     
  7. Musikero

    Musikero Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Same here. I'll fuck who I want to fuck when I want to fuck and I'm certainly not going to do it just so my buddy can score.
     
  8. Lookit!

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    See, with my friends, we would see what you guys were up to, lead you on perhaps a little bit because we just want to seem friendly and not stuck up, and laugh at you once we went home WITHOUT EITHER ONE OF YOU to drink and watch movies. We would probably laugh more and more about how one guy was stuck up his ugly friends ass and how they have to jerk it alone(or not) when they get home.
     
  9. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    I would say my friend is on her own and leave, I'm not a whore, I don't fuck for favors.
     
  10. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

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    I'd probably talk to the guy, I mean I'm not a douchebag, but I would NOT sleep with him just so my friend could get laid.

    its funny, cuz guys do tend to travel in packs. i've heard guys talk about taking turns goin for the "hot" one and the other ones take her friends. I dont know if this is just on the dance floor or at a bar...or includes going home with em too...

    all the same, I'd only talk to the guy...NOTHING more
     
  11. jansch

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    ive done it on dozens of ocasions for my mate. he knows whats going on,so he knows i wont be buying any more beer,he pays for the lot! theres been times i havent wanted too. some of them you wouldnt ride into battle to be honest. but at the end of the day she might be thinking the same about me? you never know? some of them have ended up being really nice people. its better than just standing there and giving them the pie(ignoring) all night. a pie for a pie a tooth for a tooth.......
     
  12. jansch

    jansch Member

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    reading it back .... i sound like a complete tool
     
  13. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Yes i have meaningless sex with men ive only known 10 minutes for absolutely no other reason than potentially making it more possible for my friend to do something similar with a different male at least twice a week. Doesnt everyone?
     
  14. The Scribe

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    I wouldn't. :rolleyes:

    I could not get an erection in a situation like that.
     

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