Give a' to me.

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by lilgimp_footboy07, Nov 28, 2007.

  1. lilgimp_footboy07

    lilgimp_footboy07 Member

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    Have any of you ever heard of a Dog Doo Snowcone? Because I need help.
    It's were you take a dump in a cup then drop your load on it & your partner eats it.
    Well, my girlfriend was in the process of doing so, and she ended up coughing it all up on the floor in absolute disgust (her first time, being curious & all). And now she won't ever do anything of the sort again.
    She's actually a little sick right now & I think it's because of this. She won't talk to me, because she's angry over the fact that I keep trying to push her to do it again. I quit that, & she's still mad.


    What in the world should I do?
     
  2. gkyablazin

    gkyablazin Member

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    hmmmmm,

    steam clean that bitch

    then mabey tell her your sorry and take her to dinner

    idk man but ur in a bad situation
     
  3. jimmydean885

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    why the fuck would you incourage someone to do that. you already got off why the fuck does she have to eat it. im sorry and i know people on this site try to be understanding and shit, but forcing someone to eat fecal matter covered in your spunk is sick and twisted. if that girl does not dump you then she needs counciling to deal with her low self esteem, cause thats the only way that she could possibly justify spending another second with an abuse indavidual such as yourself
     
  4. lilgimp_footboy07

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    She wanted it. She had been curious over all the months we've been together, and I gave it a thought or two myself. She hates it, & I actually found pleasure in it.
    It was to her consent, mister.





    If you can't accept my doo doo butter-philia, then step off.
     
  5. gkyablazin

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    Okay like this might sound odd but,

    that sounds really erotic, i might try it sometime

    have u ever tried it??
     
  6. lilgimp_footboy07

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    Thats what the whole story was about.
    But hey, with you I might. Are you a guy or girl?
     
  7. gkyablazin

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    guy,

    ur a guy too, hmmmmm

    mabey like one of us can do the fecal part and the cuming part

    and eat it like a snowcone or somting lol

    hmmm

    how old are you??
     
  8. jimmydean885

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    i was not upset that she tried it of her own accord, but the fact that after she got sick you as you say yourself pushed it on her to do it again is just aweful.
     
  9. Hip Aficionado

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    There's a funny video about this stuff. If you go to 2girls1finger.com the video is on the main page. I suggest you have a look-see, since you're into this stuff.

    I think you should apologize to the chick and say you'll never request something like that again. Then, slowly try to finesse things back to normal. Then, give 'er a rusty trombone.

    Good luck buddy
     
  10. purple_

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    2 girls 1 cup anyone?
     
  11. gkyablazin

    gkyablazin Member

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    hey so did u talk to her yet, did she forgive you
     
  12. Studio Audience

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    my thoughts exactly
     
  13. lilgimp_footboy07

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    Well today I ended to shitting in her mouth.

    Turns out she likes it. It even confuses her.

    But like, I went to her place & she's been abit better. We had a talk, and then ended up going madly at it on the floor. We worked our way to the kitchen and she just practically forced me to give a "Cleveland Steamer"...it was amazing.

    But you know, I believe that when she went to clean up, she was puking awful.
    But hey, I got my fix, so who cares, right? Women are just devices given to Earth to bare babies and serve men.


    Can I get an amen?
     
  14. gkyablazin

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    dude u haave to tell me your secret please, i am into this so much,

    i would love to shit in her mouth,

    u dude are seriously my idol


    i adore you
     
  15. Detox

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    dawg don't even say that. i could get syphilis, dysentery, and meningitis just by reading that
     
  16. lilgimp_footboy07

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    I thank you.

    But is it not true though? Women are basically walking toilets that enable you to bare babies & force to do everything for you. It's beauty at it's most.


    From now on, since she let me do this, I'm forcing my shit down her mouth, then stuffing it with my cock.
    She was crying earlier cause I slashed her with a box cutter for not getting me a samwich.



    ~The south will rise again~
     
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  18. gkyablazin

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    so u and your girl are good now???

    thats good

    so what other stuff do u do with her
     
  19. Katie<3

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    I would never try this. It sounds disgusting. But if thats what turns u on.
     

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