Give your Mom an Award

Discussion in 'Hip Awards' started by avacado_salesman, Sep 24, 2004.

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  1. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    Mine gets the endless patience award.
     
    avacado_salesman, Sep 24, 2004
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  3. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    My mum gets the "Taught me everything I needed to know about sex at least 10 years before I needed to know it" award...

    Holly
     
    HippyFreek2004, Sep 24, 2004
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  5. avacado_salesman

    avacado_salesman Bath Water

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    ewwwy thats a gross award but good on her.
     
    avacado_salesman, Sep 24, 2004
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  7. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    I didn't mean it like THAT....She gave me the sex talk when I was two, for goodness sake!


    Holly
     
    HippyFreek2004, Sep 24, 2004
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  9. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    my mom gets the promoting 'it's all about finding yourself' patience award.
     
    lynsey, Sep 26, 2004
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  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    oh no I take that back! my mom gave me a great ass! All the women in our family have incredible asses my grandma at 70 even has a decent one. yep thanks mom
     
    lynsey, Sep 26, 2004
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    My mom gets "the put up with me as a daughter" award..:D
     
    mystical_shroom, Sep 27, 2004
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  15. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    My ma get the "ma" award.

    hey, I don't know... :)
     
    lover/young_peace, Sep 27, 2004
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  17. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    mine gets the "smallest mom" award.
     
    seamonster66, Sep 27, 2004
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  19. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    i give my mom the "always sticking on dads side of the story when it makes no sense and im surprised your not divorced" award


    god damn those parentals of mine
     
    Becknudefck, Sep 27, 2004
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  21. dasiy

    dasiy Member

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    My mom gets the "not the best mom in the world but an okay one" award.
     
    dasiy, Sep 27, 2004
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  23. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    Judo award.
     
    ryupower, Sep 27, 2004
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  25. teepi

    teepi living my dream

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    Since I have no mom here...I give myself the "the hippest mom that gave her kids their first tatoo award"

    teepi
     
    teepi, Sep 27, 2004
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  27. retrofishie

    retrofishie Senior Member

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    my mom gets the 'longest silent treatment' award
     
    retrofishie, Sep 27, 2004
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  29. DiffKettleOfFish

    DiffKettleOfFish Kickin' it

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    My mom gets the "Cutest When Vaccuming and Jamming to Jimi Hendrix Because She's So Liiiiittle" Award!
    Also the "Cutest When She Has to Stand On a Stool to Reach the Top of the Refrigerator Because She's So Liiiiiittle" award.

    Aww my mommy is cute:)
     
    DiffKettleOfFish, Oct 5, 2004
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  31. inbloom

    inbloom as the crow flies...

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    "greatest person, not just mum, but person for always being there and always understanding no matter what i throw her way" award. :)
     
    inbloom, Oct 5, 2004
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  33. zoso_zeppelin

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    "the best taste in music for a mum" award
     
    zoso_zeppelin, Oct 7, 2004
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  35. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    Two awards: most effective guilt trip & best grandma
     
    Kilgore Trout, Oct 7, 2004
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  37. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    My Mom gets Best Mom to ever put up with my shit award.
     
    crummyrummy, Oct 10, 2004
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  39. lynsey

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    giving birth to the best child award (I am an only child)
     
    lynsey, Oct 10, 2004
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