Give yourself an award

I give myself the hairier than thou award

because i am hairier than any girl i know :H

 

I would like to contest your award.

 

i would like to give myself the pickle eating award.

because i eat more pickles than all of you.. put together :H

i like this thread

 

i give myself the nifty fingers award, cause everything i need in life revolves around them, and they are the most perfect fingers i could ever ask for! so they deserve there own award

 

You wanna bet?? :$ I fucking LOVE pickles. I'd eat a whole one of those huge jars then wash it down with the juice.

 

i give myself theeeee. fashionmullet award

 

guys don't count :H

 

I'd give myself the Québecker who posts on hipforums who has spent the most time looking in a New Dictionnary of Quotations ...


Now if anybody wants to contest my autority on this prize i shall be mad

 

i give myself the I sleep more than 15 hours a day award

 

man. a day? like all the time? i've done 15 twice. never more

 

id give myself the "worst attention span" award for this week

 

I give myself the George Harrison Appreciation award, for posting about him more than anyone else.

 

I give myself teh lame award. And teh high on life award. Thank you all very much.

 

nah i think lindsey gets the high on life award.......really i do

 

moo hahahh

 

i give myself the groupie award

and the gimp award

 

haha yeah.. gimp award for kelly

and yeah, u DO sleep a lot Jay..

and Patrick, you cant take my award from me
i really am the pickle-eating champ

 

I give myself the most personalityless award.

 

I give myself the official "longest length of time between washings of the hair" award.

... And the "Reeks the worst of patchuli" award.

Thank you.

 

and i'll take most arrogant.


thankyou all