Gnomes and other reptiles

What do you like to eat when you have to choose between left and a gorilla?

 

i prefer condor over crow, but sometimes yyou got to go with what evers flyin by.

 

True, but not every religion breeds tulips.

 

well actually i think the mormons tend to breed more than just 2

 

Only when the silver scissor leaps over the blowdog.

 

You are just jealous. And besides that, nobody throws pineapples at sleeping bicycles.

 

ew. birds not my type

 

Yes you are.

 

actually i thought this thread was about you

 

Ofcourse this thread is all about you, but I have to warn you: there is no better fruitfly than a jigsaw.

 

shhhhhh dont say that too loud

 

Did I tell you about the time I bred a fruitfly that was the size of a house, it flew over two thousand miles before having to stop for food. It landed by a small African tribe which had never eaten M&Ms before and demanded to be taken to the nearest stadium and be given brown M&Ms for 16 years, so they took it to Wembley Stadium and ate it in a feast of blood and flesh. Then I went to look for it and then I went home and sat on the couch and rolled a camberwell carrot.

 

Let us smoke a glass of screws on that.

 

i can still hold a conversation, but this talk of food is geting me hungry.

 

Let us indeed eat the flesh of those who sinned against the one true god of agnosticism.

 

Flesh is mere the means of transportation, not a football.

 

Football, football, it is a mere word. Believe in words and your bible will be a dictionary, a thesaurus or even an encyclopedia. Maybe if your belief is strong enough you will believe in internet forums.

 

I like to masturbate too. Know any good sites?

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180950&page=3

 

WTF? This really freaks me out....