god damn

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by masked toker, Jun 19, 2006.

  1. masked toker

    masked toker Member

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    i just had a crazy experience

    alright so i decided to get my diploma today (i didnt walk at graduation because i didnt think it was a big deal) at school. i thought hmm since i'm only picking up a diploma and leaving, it wont matter if i blaze up a little.

    so i blaze up a lil.
    i go to the secretary and ask for the diploma
    she asks me why i didnt walk and now we're having a conversation. a couple times she was kinda like "huh..?' cuz i was so high
    but anyway, she goes and says "ah i dont feel special enough to present this diploma to you"...and i'm like "ha ha...its ok".
    but she says it again and then goes to look for someone who is "special enough'.
    so i'm kinda being paranoid and worrried about how i'm gonna act
    then she comes back and says "you got the top one" or something..
    and my principal walks in behind her.
    he "presents" the award and yaps at me while i'm high.

    he seemed normal but then 2 police officers came in behind him. they start askin me questions like if i sold weed and if i had any on me.
    i told them i didnt but they search me anyway
    they found my keychain lighter, which was a souveneir from italy, and accused me of using it to smoke weed. i told them it wasnt but they started arresting me anyway.

    ok that last part didnt happen but i love getting you guys.
     
  2. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    woah, you got me alright :p
     
  3. The_Javican

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    hahaha, i was trippin' somethin fierce... i was like, "THEY CAN'T DO THAT!"
     
  4. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    haahahahha mannn
    that was funn
     
  5. The_Javican

    The_Javican Member

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    but yeah, congrats on the diploma
     
  6. masked toker

    masked toker Member

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    hehe thanks

    but yeah i was pretty scared and paranoid nonetheless
     
  7. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol yea you got me. i was about to bitch the shit out of this thread.

    so anyways CONGRADULATIONS man.
     
  8. Pollak_Lost_In_Smoke

    Pollak_Lost_In_Smoke Member

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    Knowing your done with high school is a great feeling. Congrats man.

    You should try rolling a big fattie with your diploma. It would be pretty pimp basically smoking your high school education away.
     
  9. Jahagafut

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    >_>The ink would taste bad.
     
  10. thahead420

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    damn dude.... damn. you got me bad haha that was great, if i was with you i would slap you right now..... lol.....
     
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