God damned mother fucking son of a bitch in a wheelchair.

let my nephews cat, who is an indoor cat, out, because he wants her to die.

my nephew is 2 years old

what the fuck are we going to tell him when he wakes up?

bitter crippled shit bag wearing asshole and thyroid free evil bastard.

 

murder him

 

Surely the cat is going to come back?

Thats what cats do. Not that I don't agree that your father is an asshole, I'm just trying to reassure you.

 

poor kitty.

poor nephew...

this thread makes me want to cry.

 

I know, that's what I've been telling everyone else ( I am uncle dave, it's my job to be reassuring )

but, still, that motherfucker.

 

Poor kitty.

 

What you do is teach your nephew that being wheelchair bound is no excuse for being a **** and have him watch you beat the wheelchair user to a bloody pulp with an artificial leg.

 

^yes.

 

no artificial legs lying around, second wheelchair, which would definitely do it, but, dad is the kinda guy who reported his nephew to the cops for having pot in his sock drawer, and threatened to send me to juvie for being an incorrigible child for not lining up my shoes near the door.

so, yeah......

not in the mood to become a felon tonight.

 

I bet the cats happier

 

I agree. Cats love the outside and should not be cooped up inside a house. Please tell me the cat has not been de-clawed

 

who is this guy in a wheelchair anyway, a friend? relative?

 

Oh! It's your dad.

In that case, murder him and feed him to the cat when it comes back.

 

the answers red gives, give me a hard on
he's right you know
he's always right

 

Tie his poop bag in a knot.

It'll back up and asplode him.

Hopefully.

It'll look like an accident.

 

Slip tons of laxative in his food then do what toolmaggot suggested.

 

put some familiar stuff on your porch with the light on. so the kitty can know which house is home. and some cat food. tuna if you have that.

have you guys been searching and calling out its name? or have you found it?

 

well, I went on a flashlight sojourn, and the kitty is home, she came when I called, and everything is right with the world, nephew will never know kitty was missing.

and, no, we don't declaw.

 

Just be careful about the cat's life... Who knows what can happen...
He's just a kid and maybe he will regret his deed if he does manage to harm her...

 

What are you talking about Myself? The GRANDFATHER let the cat out, not the kid...

No kid was hurting a cat in this thread.

I have an indoor cat. I live in the city right downtown on a busy street. Outside is no place for my cat. House cats are not wild animals, setting them free is asking for them to be hit by a car, poisoned, or ripped apart by a real wild animal...