God is an ass.

either him, or kharma, or whatever is there. it is a jack ass. everytime i make plans that have to do with buying or doing weed. or buying shrooms, it never works out. usually i can get my weed 50% of the time and of all the times i plan to smoke it, 80% of time it falls through. everytime i try to buy shrooms, never happens. because people either call me but they call a wrong number, or i cant get a hold of them, or it rains, etc. im never bad to other people. im a good person. but this seems to happen to me much more than anyone else. fuck you god and leave me the fuck alone!

 

the universe is trying to tell you something. Drugz are bad, mmkay?

 

lol

 

take a hint..

 

nah. the universe can go fuck itself. im gonna still smoke

 

Ever seen someone with severe dementia.....God is a mother fucker

 

I think you should be more decent in speaking about God, even if you dont believein him! do you accept that anyone in this forum will call your father a jack ass?!!

i think if you helped urself be sober, u wont suffer!

It isnt God, it is you who are the problem! Go and seek some professional help and dont blame God for ur own faults!!

 

Why don't you get a sense of humour

 

well he isnt anyones father. ur mom ever fucked god? if she did that would be amazing. and my dad is a jack ass so i dont mind.

 

and i dont have faults about drugs, i like them. its just many inconveenient provblems happen. he interfears

 

Maybe it's because the people who sell the shit are jerks. God aint got nothing to do with it. Unless you're paranoid...... and dope does that to you, you know.

 

I think his problem is that he is sober....

 

The laughting stops when you run into Gods arch enemy. He will have a lot of fun with u. Its a game you will not want to play, but then you are already making your choice. Once he has you, you will have all eternity to think about the bad choice you have made.

 

wow your God sounds horrible and demented...

 

Patience, you make a good point about some one calling God a jack ass, how it is calling your spiritual father a jack ass, but then you should ask how would you feel if your brother called your father a jack ass? arent we all Gods children?

 

Well it was the human race that gave God the finger first. God sent His Son to die on the cross to save us from mankinds rebellion. Yet it appears mankind is still giving God the finger. It is not God who is horrible and demented. And God does not send anyone to Hell. God has given man a free pass to heaven through His Son Jesus Christ. Yet, as it turns out, mankind just takes the free pass and tears it up and throws it back in Gods face, and then blames God because they go to hell. The demented ones, are those that tear up the free pass.

 

Nah, campbells the horrible demented one. God's pretty cool.

 

maybe you just need a better hook up.

 

his followers run a close 2nd

 

Not all of them, mostly Erasmus