God Must Hate the Boy Scouts

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  1. seamonster66

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    OCEAN TOWNSHIP, N.J. - An 8-year-old girl died and three others were injured Wednesday when a tree fell on them during a first-aid class at a Boy Scout camp, authorities said.



    the girls were participating in the class at an overnight camp when the 31-foot tree suddenly snapped, crashing through a tarp over a picnic table at which they were sitting, Police Chief Kenneth Flatt said


    WHATS GOING ON,first the lightening killed 4, then something else I can't remember killed an amount of people that I also can't remember, and now this.

    I'm lucky I quit after Cub Scouts man.
    WHY GOD WHHHHY?!
     
  2. Spastic_Monkey

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    Dude...that's insane. Jesus The Jedi, what do you have agains Boy Scouts man? Quit killin' 'em off! One of my best stoner buddies is in the scouts!
     
  3. Jesus the Jedi

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    as sad as this is, i actually laughed when i read it, though its sad, its kinda funny too...

    im a horrible person.

    the boyscouts peed on my lawn. they will all pay, this is just the beginning.
     
  4. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    that's what happens when you start letting girls and homos attend....
     
  5. seamonster66

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    I know, the homos are supposed to be IN CHARGE not simply in attendance.

    hey I can say that, my dad was an Eagle Scout :p
     
  6. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol, yeah, because really, it's those evil KIDS that're the homo hatin' bigots.
     
  8. seamonster66

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    In all seriouness though, the boy scout leader in the area I grew up had a son who I'll bet was gay, not that i care...the dad allegedly used to leave buckets of water around the house in case of fire:D

    Anyway, one night two of my friends snuck out of their house when we were about 12 and pelted the guys house with apples they picked...all of a sudden he is out on this balcony with a floodlight yelling at them....he ended up chasing them for 20 minutes, they were scared to death:D
     
  9. IronGoth

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    That's what happens when you anger the gays.

    First it was Falwell's studio getting nailed by that hurricane, now all the bad things happening to the Scouts.....
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    hehe. i guess the sheer numbers and percentage of population making it pretty much guaranteed that they'll get fucked up sometime isn't nearly as titillating as the whole "wrath of god against your children because they belong to a christian organization" irony.

    sorry, carry on.
     
  11. IronGoth

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    Well, imagine the inverse.
     
  12. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    like "god's wrath against strippers because they don't do a very good job?"
     
  13. MagicMushrooms

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    ocean township is 15 minutes south of me and i never heard about it.
     
  14. seamonster66

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    Just came out maybe 2 hours ago...is there a certain sadness floating around Jersey tonight? If so, its god hating the boy scouts.
     
  15. MagicMushrooms

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    I dont pay attention to news .A bomb could go off next door and i wouldnt know.
     
  16. purple-moss

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    i think if god hated the boy scouts she could kill more then just a few at a time....:rolleyes:
     
  17. seamonster66

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    but if it was next door, you probably wouldn't need to turn on cnn to find out.

    is Ocean township on the Jersey shore, or is it simply a misnomer?
     
  18. IronGoth

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    No, more like "how dare you try and say what I like and don't."

    Falwell said "repent ye sinners, God will strak yer Disnee wurld dayown" and wam it hit his production facility instead.
     
  19. MagicMushrooms

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    No, Ocean township is on the shore
     
  20. water_dreamer

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    I was in the brownie whatever...they didn't like me cause i wouldn't wear the vest and didn't have any badges.
     
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