Got a Problem with not Getting Laid?

Meet vodka. Gets you ALL the pussy you could want. Try it some time.

 

rum works too.

 

Viagra also.

 

or mad skillz with the honeys. works for me

 

Mmmmmmm rye baby, none of that nasty vodka crap

 

hmmm wonder why i never have to resort to gettin em drunk

 

Not just sex, but sex with a stranger (unless you decide to keep them longer than that).

That is the most important thing, sex that couldnt interfere with your public life, such as at your job or at school with people you know.

 

not everyone is blessed with the looks that you and i have, guy.
for everyone else, there alcohol!

 

Um, because you are a decent human being who values womyn for more than just "pussy?"

 

Wow, so you need to get women drunk to have sex with you?

 

If you have to do anything other than be yourself to get laid, cut it off.

Also, the number one thing that prevents someone from getting laid: using the phrase" getting laid".

 

haha wow
i was just thinkin ..i'm sooooo tired of..getting laid...i dont want no more till i get something good that has a chance to last...but thats what i'm havin trouble findin...thereve been times when it wouldve just been too ez...& gettin sum1 drunk to have sex with em 2 me jus is wrong...jus nothin my conceise could let me do..here keep on drinkin till no becomes yes....

 

Hahaha....never had too much...always too little or none at all...............sigh

 

yea yea it feels like that too last ..couple years/... but i was thinkin like lifeling...got laid a hella lot..well i cant say laid what id have was usualy very passionate intence few month relationships tbhat often just ended for no aparent reason.. almost none had problems (well except when young ..attracted a buncha just crazy chicks..on the ledge screammin crazy...well yea had a long crazy life..but imean more since my 20's almost every1 we'd both just feel how good it was...but was almost too good so ended in confusion....at least thats the way it felt to me...but u know what..a few months of really intence passion can last ya awhile..i'm stoned..what am isayin...
i guess i dont go around lookin to get laid allthe time... jus cause random sex with some freaky crazy chick for a thrill was never my style
i know theres probly quite a few ppl i could have sex with ..hell its winter again... it would be kinda nice....it'll happen when it happens...

 

Eagle....you always know how to make me smile....but ,,hey....celibacy aint that bad !!

 

sometimes its just nice knowin sum1 might if the momment was right too tho..heehee

 

Yes....it is !!!! hahaha...yer so bad !!

 

Actually in Britain the law states that a woman is entitled to later claim rape if she was intoxicated by alcohol at the time someone had sex with her. A woman cannot give be deemed to have given consent while drunk

 

I dunno...i usually go with just trying to be attractive and appealing to girls to get in there pants. I must be some kind of fluke for that dumb ass idea to be working i guess. Or that other idea I use where I actually give a girl a good time and not just myself, in hopes the news would travel.

But yeah, getting a dumb bitch drunk so she cant remember how much i sucked is a much better idea! Thanks Dr. Phil!

 

ah... honestly.

i like drunk sex as much as any sex.