Got my dick caught

Once I was naked and masturbating when no one was home, and I walkd to the garage stroking it, and was gonna let the mail lady see me naked, when I saw the plastic bottles for recycle, and I let myself go soft, then used the eraser end of a pencil to stuff my soft dick into the bottle opening, well the garag doo was up and the mail lady was still at the mailbox by the door, so i turned so she wouldn't see the bottle on my dick when she went by. I was really excited that she was seeing my ass naked, and my dick got hard fast and fat in the bottle.

I saw her looking by the reflection in an old mirror on the work bench. Anyway, my dick was starting to hurt and it was real tight and I couldn't get it off, and the circulation being cut, kept my dick hard. I waited and waited, but it stayed hard, and i was worried that it ws causing damage to it. I still felt horny, but worried, ya know? I tried cold showrs, ie and even twisting the bottle but it was stuck.

I waited until my sister came home and had to walk to her naked except for a robe i had over my shoulders with a soda bottle on my hard cock. I felt beet red when I showed her and asked for her help. She was shocked at the situation I could tell, but after she saw how upset I was, she said ok, and started to pull it and got into helping me with it. I was feeling like i was cumming, but it wsn't coming out. She told me to lay down and relax to le my heart beat slower, and try to be calm. I took off the robe and laid on her bed. Her being there looking made me feel like it was getting harder, but she is smart, and she got some butter downstairs, and it mae the bole twist real easily and she twisted it and kept pulling it a little at a time, then it started to slide off.

Whe it came off, I orgasmed so hard. I was never so embarrassed for so long and by that orgasm as anything in my life.

 

heh, I think I just pissed myself... lol

Why the hell did you want the mail lady to see you naked
Oh, but damn that was great...

Moral of the story is: don't put your dick in a bottle while waiting for the maillady...

 

umm...did you just say sister?

 

Yes, I had to ask my sister. I didn't know what else to do, and she is pretty smart. She did help me too. The whole thing was embarrassing, haing a bottle stuck on it, and having to be naked in front of her.

 

Hahah! That's the funniest moral I've ever heard. Or how about just never put your dick in a bottle, no matter what the circumstances? Or how about never let the mail lady see you naked, even if your dick isn't in a bottle?

Haha, yeah, you can say that again. I wouldn't be able to look at my sister in the eyes ever again.

Just curious, how old were the two of you when this happened?

 

I was 15 and she was 17. I remember the ages well.

 

I can't believe that could happen lol......i bout peed my pants also......i feel sorry for you in a way. what made you so interested in putting your dick in a bottle anyways

 

With anyone else, I would think this is a lie.

But with a known pervert (and sexual moron) like Spidey, I am not surprised.

 

I saw the bottles in the recycle bin, and I wondered if I could fit my dick in it, and let it get hard, so maybe it would feel like a pussy a little if i slid the bottle up and down. My dick just swelled so much bigger then i thought it does when it's hard. Then it got swollen bigger from me twisting the bottle and yanking on it.

When my sister was helping me, is when I felt an orgasm sort of happening, but it must have been too tight to come out until she finally was able to get the bottle off me, and the opninng was free, then it just flooded out.

It was embarrassing, very!

 

Oh God, so your sister saw it *flooding* out? :& Oh man, haha, that's so embarassing. So, what did your sister say when THAT happened?! Haha, still so funny...

 

I remember she was holding the bottle with both hands and just stared as it pumped out on my stomach an stuff. Then she threw a towel she had hanging up on it, and said to hurry up and wipe it before it reaches the comforter. She never made any big deal of it, but she was like standing there staring is all.

 

Well hey, you're lucky she was really cool about it. She could have really cruel about the whole thing.

 

I would have blackmailed you with it.....

 

Yes definitely cool. She never has told anyone that i know of, and I just knew from the start that i could trust her, but it doesn't change the embarrassment one bit.

My dick was so swollen, red and raw from it too. The only time we ever talked about afterward was the next night, she asked me if it was looking any better and if I was gonna be OK. Oh yeah, and she said to believe her, when she says she didn't try to make me have that orgasm. I just said "Like I didn't know that", and told her thanks for helping me.

 

bwahahahahaaaaa...o man, i dont even know what to say...thats hillarious

 

I guess it would be funny to hear this. I can only barely laugh at it now after all this time. i winde if nyone ith an older siste could just sit there and imagine this happening, and I felt being bare assed with a bottle stuck on my hard on, in front of my older sister. Then orgasm! For cryin' outloud it's almost a nightmare. the only good thing was the arousal and good feeling of ejaculating.

 

that would be terrible

man you should just beat off

 

hahaha... me too!

 

Well I like to add spice to it, like letting someone see me naked or using stuff to make it different. I never expected to get stuck in the bottle. My dick looked giant sized when it came out. It was so swollen and red, at least she thinks I'm huge maybe (well fat cocked at least). being an average build, it must have aooeared pretty big on me, except for the fact that ot was deep red.

 

Man, sorry to say this, but you know the situation sucks when you're saying "Hey, at least my sister thinks I'm huge."

Hahahah!