Grasshoppers are of the devil!

I took my dog out to potty when I felt something crawling around in my cleavage. It scared the crap out of me and I thought that whatever jumped in there was gone (I didn't feel anything). When I got back inside I felt it again so I stripped down...UGH!!! One of those big brown flying kind tried to make a new home between my boobs. I feel so dirty.

 

thats pretty hot

 

And when they swarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uURqcI08IC4


Hotwater

 

No, that's gross.

 

:smash:

 

Ha, Ha, Ha,....


Hotwater

 

Ha! Ha! I'll be your cricket/grasshopper!

 

You want to make me scream, strip and then go on a murderous rampage?

 

omg!! I would so scream!

 

Haha I did. Then I did the "I'm so creeped out" dance.

 

You shoulda seen my im so creeped out dance when a bat flew into my chest, got confused, and flapped around for awhile before taking off. In the middle of the day.

 

Haha awww I love watching the bats fly around at night. Rats and bugs make me dance.

 

i do want to see this

hubba hubba

 

Well it's a mix of Joe Cocker movement and the running in place from Flashdance. hahaha

 

awesomeness

you should video it for me

 

possibly the most accurate description of a bug encounter I could imagine. Yeah. fuck. That sucks lady. my god .... every fucking itch for a few days would suck.

 

ugh! I hate grasshoppers...they are in mass production round these neck of the woods. talk about the creepy jeepies.

 

I can't walk outside without almost stepping on the little buggers. My cats stay amused by chasing and eating them.





Yeah Waking I'm on edge after that.

 

this thread makes me curious ....

does a dragon fly want anything to do with humans?

I've never been bothered by those things. But if a flipping mosquito flies near me I'll go PI on that fucker till he don't buzz.