growling at the beaver

ok guys so when youre growling at the beaver do you ever get the hair stuck in your mouth and how do ya deal with that on a new date?

 

I've never heard of having sex with beavers before, wouldn't it hurt the poor little things?
S

 

Can't say I've had this happen!

 

I had to go for "all of the above", but it's not my exact method. It's a mix of tongue and fingers (ooo err how appropriate guvnor). If it's in the back of my mouth, I use my tongue to bring it to the front then remove it with my finger.

Then I get right back to chewing carpet

 

yeah, what 13 said.

 

Mostly I just ignore it at the time, I wait for a more opportune moment (like later on if I'm banging her from behind I can have a good pick at the ol' teeth without her noticing).

 

i thought this was about it getting stuck in the back of your throat. that's fucking horrible. you get to breathing hard and *HACK* you sound like a cat with a hairball.

 

oh, right there in the poll. nvm. i'd have to get it out of my teeth immediately, or the sex would just turn into a giggling/ticklish non-sexual episode.

 

Hahaha. I feel lucky all of a sudden.

 

*sigh*. it's why i prefer shaved. if you don't do much oral, unshaved is fine. but if i'm down there daily, it'd better be clean shaven for me. haven't had anyone complain yet...which, when you think about it, doesn't mean much.

 

Shaved just looks so odd to me. I'd rather hair! Nothing wrong with trimming though...

 

i don't care so much what it looks like as what it smells like. and whether or not it's in my teeth.

 

Smells like? Never noticed the amount of hair was linked to smell? That's what showering is for?

 

For me, hair stuck in teeth eventually = hair at back of throat. A second or two of hair removal is better than a ten second coughing, hacking and choking fit, which is what would happen with me.

Funnily enough, as much as I don't like hair getting into my throat, I quite like a bit of hair. Well, actually I like a fair bit of hair.

 

lots of scent glands in the pits and groin area. i think that's why we grow so much hair there, to hold the scent and send it out like a mating call. i like the scent, really. it's just that with all the hair there to hold it in and diffuse it over a greater surface area, it can be a bit overwhelming for me. a bit too strong. like a fantastic perfume that someone ruins by wearing too much of it.

 

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beaver man !!

 

bah ... ouch my eyes

 

To much hair. :/

 

Its a tad inconvenient is hair in ya gob.