ok so my flat is huge already, right? I live in a house. In this house lives: Me My boyfriend (kinda - he moved in one day and never left about a month ago) Bex Bex's boyfriend Knox Bex's son Marcus (three years old) Lena Lena's boyfriend JD Lena's two kids Lily and Eden (three and six respectively) Hish and Nessa (in the flat underneath the house but they spend shit loads of time with us)] Costas and Jessica (in the flat with Hish and Nessa - spend no time at all with us) Two fish called Traffie (Lily's fish - she's three, what do you expect?) and Goldie (Eden's fish - Mike told her it was a really original name. Douche bag.) Ok... so in this house of THIRTEEN PEOPLE and TWO FISH (thats not including people like Mike and Sam and other such hangers on who come over and stay for days) we decided it wasn't enough and so we got KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!! We got two. One is tabby with green/grey eyes and she is called Mischief. She's also the dominant bitch. She's Lena's cat. The other one is black with paua shell blue eyes and she's called Tuesday Needles Napoleon and she's MY cat. And unfortunately, she gets bullied by Mischief and pushed out the way. we've had to start feeding them seperately so Tuesday actually gets some food. Ahhhhhh yay kittens. they're about two months old now and so cute. I'll see if I can post some photos.
I am sooooooooooooo jealous Tamsyn! Now theres no way you can get out of me coming round to google over them. Will text you in the text few days to find out a good time mwuahahahaha.
first of all - the magic bullet is so damn hip. second, I love kittens. David has one called Azriel who is such a bung stoner cat - I love it. And i'm home in like a week - can I come see your kittens too? and like, you as well
that would be so awesome!! does this mean bung eye has joined MY side of the cats vs dogs debate and now reckons dogs are drooling idiots while cats are the smartasses who are sooooooo much cooler?
No I still like dogs better - I would have preferred a puppy but we weren't allowed to get one. I just love my kittens. But speaking of the magic bullet blender, we were watching tv the other night and the ad for it came on. Knox sat straight up in his chair, spellbound, and when the ad was finished he bellowed to the room "WHY HAVEN'T WE GOT ONE??????". It was hilarious.... he's now behind the campaign to get a magic bullet blender in our flat.
yes, the advert for the magic bullet is amazing. I love the random assortment of people that were at their party - you know they'd never be friends in real life (just like that blonde would never do the man who is her husband) but yet the magic of the magic bullet brought them all together. It's wonderful. AAAAND it has the added bonus of being the blender that sounds like a vibrator. I mean the magic bullet? Diiiirty.
