Guy on mushrooms rips out friends heart and face

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...training-partner-fearing-possessed-devil.html

What a fucking mentalist. Thick cunts taking mushrooms = possessed by devil

 

buddy was telling me about this, i didn't believe him for a minute.
fucking insane.
in the membrane
stupid dicks and muscle dummies should stay away from all hallucinogens/psychedelics

 

that is FUCKED Up

yeah man i almost agree with twang, those types are in it for a drug, they aren't prepared...wtf

even if i was scared out of my mind, i don't think i could do that to another human being...

that is sick, and the descriptions in that story, holy fuck!

the poor poor tripping victim.

 

I wonder if roid rage and mushrooms is a good com...oh wait..no, no it isnt

 

I think that story may be fake. And if it isn't, the mans reaction is most likely due to his chemically altered physical state and high testosterone, not the drug. But of course the lawyers will say "the drugs made him do it."

 

In any case, if they did, it's a bloody great job God put them on this planet then, isn't it?

 

Mushrooms are completely objective, as is every other single thing on, around, and outside of this planet. It is people, I.E. bad people that give things a connotation. Mushrooms have been the inspiration for many great things such as; art, religion/religious writings, literature, philosophy, personal growth, etc.

 

I love mushrooms, and they have never possessed me or made me see the devil. They have made my hands appear larger than normal though, but I can live with that.

 

So, in your case they might work in your favour if you gave some to your date

 

Haha, does it work for boobs to? That would be fantastic

 

I meant if you gave some to your date they might make your johnson appear bigger. lol They may work for the boob thing as you said though

 

Hah, that's where we got our wires crossed see, my penis is effin' huge

Any bigger and it's just cruelty

 

But I see that your ego isn't

 

No, that's huge as well. Need a fork lift to swing the thing around. Man, i'm hot

 

Hs talking in relation to sheeps assholes standards though...being from Wales an that, so really it probably isnt that big at all....

 

We're going there are we :coffee:

I have you know, my sheep told me it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. At least I think that's what 'BBAAA!!' means

either way, there's never a struggle


The irish do one worse, you're all walking around with your dick in a potato

 

lmao.

Why'd the farmer fuck his sheep on the edge of a cliff?


So they'd push back

 

You have lots of cliffs in Wales anyway, Ive heard if you bring sheep to the edge then they push backwards for you

At least we can shape the holes in potatoes to our preferences. Failing that just stick it into a bowl of mashed potatoe and thrust away

 

Hey!

Why do you think they call em 'sweet potatos'?

 

Haha, double post

Bad.Fish, it's all sounding like the Irish version of American Pie