Guys... ever wanted to know what its like to have a period?

Well, it starts about 3 days before it really starts. You begin to feel a bit low and ick. Your face breaks out in with about 5 different pimples all at once, you bloat you feel miserable and cry over the smallest wee thing without having a clue why.
Then on the first day you are confined to your bed with the most god awful, unbelievable stomach cramps that are so bad you cant do anything but curl up in a ball and cry. You feel fat, you feel ugly, you feel fucking MISERABLE. And the pain... ohhhhh the pain. Do you know why you cant do anything right? Because it hurts so FUCKING MUCH that there is not a teeny ounce of patience left in us for your idiotic carry ons.
And then like me today...... you realise your bleeding like an absouloute motherfucker (which for me is VERY unusual) and cant go to the doctor because you have a 3 hr exam to face.
Yes, I feel fucking miserable and if I ever hear ONE guy again bitching about how their woman becomes a psycho during their period I am going to PUNCH them.

 

Hmm. That sucks eh?

 

I get really weepy when on mine...


Example - "Oh, is that Led Zeppelin on the radio? I... I love this song!" And then I will lie down and cry.




It sucks. I hope ya feel better hon.

 

yes yes i must say it does...i got mine in 5th grade while my class was on a feild trip to a peter pan play...ah, good times. haha not really.

 

the only embarrassing thing that happened in my fifth grade year was me getting lost at the D.C. safety patrol trip. So what if I was missing for three hours?

 

ohhhhhh meeshka! theres a little something missing from your signature my dearest husband

 

..............................no

 

I get really sensitive and start crying over everything the other ones I don't get so much.

 

I read this to my boyfriend and in the middle he walked away. I feel your pain.

 

what about sore boobs??

i always get that afterwards or during...i hate it


hope you feel better gloria

 

I am so lucky to have a sensitive boyfriend. He patiently listens to me complain. And last month I woke up in the middle of the night and felt like I was dying and he woke up and gave me a back rub and felt so bad for me and was so worried because I was crying. If I get mad at him he just apologizes.

Of course this is because our relationship is still fairly knew, the niceness is probably not going to last

 

my periods cramps feel like im having a baby(and yes i've had two kids so i know what it feels like)i cry, and lay around

 

*looks at crotch* I love you, penis. Thank you for not being a vagina.

 

Juggz, look, it's you!

 

No, I wouldn't have said anythng about the boots

 

FLAMEBAITXCORE

 

You know, if I weren't so tired from actually having a life, I probably would have owned you be now.

Ah, I'll wait until you fuck up. Then I'll get you.

 

Don't you get enough of that at your local gay club, biatch? "Hyuck, I'll kick yer ass mofo'. I'm bad, I'll fly all the way from my crap hole in Alabama to beat you up in New Mexico." Get a life bitch. You can't beat up anybody where you live, and you can't beat up anybody online you fucking pussy.

 

Threatening to beat my ass over the internet makes you a bigger man? Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. But when you're done jerking off to your imaginary ego, look in the mirror, and realize if your tons-of-fun can't manage a treadmill, it probably can't manage a sucker punch to the throat.

This coming from the Mongoloid who made a gay joke, threatened someone over the internet, and challenged someone else's "balls." Twice.

 

Why am I not surprised you were impressed by words like... No, wait. There were no impressive words in Face's post. I guess you're just an average back-water fuckwit.