Happy National Masturbation Month!

I want to wish all hipforumers a very happy National Masturbation Month! May is National Masturbation Month and everyone should engage in this healthy and enlightening activity and encourage others to do so as well, especially during this month! Thank you for your support!

 

Also, May 27 is National Masturbation Day! Everyone is encouraged to participate on this day in the National Masturbate-A-Thon! You don't even need to leave your bedroom! For more information you can go to www.masturbate-a-thon.com -again, thank you for your support!

 

Oh yeah! I can't believe I totally forgot about that!! Haha, goes to show how preoccupied my mind has been due to the computer problems I've been having, LOL.

Anyway, Happy INTERnational Masturbation Month!! *dances*

 

Same to you! You can even raise money for charity by masturbating on (Inter)National Masturbation Day. For more information go to www.masturbate-a-thon.com and click on FAQ and facts. Tens of thousands of dollars have been raised over the past few years for charity by participants in the masturbate-a-thon! Treat depression the healthy and natural way-masturbate!

 

Reaching out to people on the net to make them masturbate is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel...

 

hehe, every month is masturbation month for me lol

 

No thanks, trying to cut back.

 

Aww, c'mon, be a sport, it's for charity! At least wait until May's over!

 

Oh, for charity, oh ok.
How do i get trapped into these things :&
don't know how I'm ever gonna be able to ask for pledges :&.

 

I concur.

 

every month defintly is

 

hahaha! i'm definitally putting that on the calendar when i make the monthly calander for my schools library!

 

I could do Masturbation for a hobby!!!

I'd love to do it for charity!!!

(In fact, i'd love to do it right away!!!)

 

I'm right on track. LOL

 

I think every month should be masturbation month. If ya do it on a daily basis anyway, why not?

 

Remember, it's less than two weeks to National Masturbation Day, May 27! Mark your calendars! And again, thank you for your support!

 

it's a shame i didn't hear about this 20 years ago i could probably have raised enough to support a small country by now!
Thanks - i'll get in training right away

 

masturbation should be made compuslary--and not just for a month!--one of gods greatest gifts to us

 

That's right! And remember, we're less than one day away from the start of National Masturbation Day, Saturday, May 27th! Get your lube, vibes, old socks, pillows to hump, dildoes, or whatever else you may need, ready for your particpation in this great event! And again, thank you for your support!

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, National Masturbation Day begins at midnight your time! Our goal is 100% participation from all members of Hipforums! Everyone is encouraged to indulge in this healthy and enlghtening activity, especially on this important day/night! Encourage others to do the same! Call/email/pm your friends! Let us know that you're participating by contacting the Orgasm Control Center (OCC), or by posting here on this thread! Thank you, and have a nice orgasm!