I have (paid for it of course). :biggrin: It's the greatest thing in the world! But I'm very...very particular. My she-male partners must pass the following criteria: 1. Big-ghetto-ass...child-bearing-like hips (a must). 2. Beautiful facial features...delicate face...no facial hair whatsoever (not even a hint)...no adams-apple. 3. Feminine voice. 4. Small hands...small feet...small-boned frame. 5. Real hair (I hate wigs). 6. Long legs...short torso. 7. Implants or natural breasts are fine either way. 8. Her cock can be small or big...it doesn't matter. 9. She can be of any race...but I do tend to prefer Latinas and Asians. 10.She must LOVE to fuck and suck like there's no tomorrow! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: I have never been to Brazil...that's my dream. I've been to Mexico but couldn't find that perfect gorgeous she-male there (where were you Victoria?). The closest I came to she-male perfection was in the Philipines. I met this beautiful she-male in a bar in Manila (a she-male bar...I forgot the name of the club...it was in Tagalog)...she had all of the above mentioned requirements (although she just couldn't match that wide-Brazilian-big-ass figure). Let me tell you...that bitch was incredible! The softness of her skin was like silk. She was so petite...I would literally pick her up off the floor and fuck the slut in a standing position against the wall. This particular she-male was simply the best cocksucker (better than my girlfriend) I've ever had the pleasure of blasting a load in. And boy...she could French-kiss like nobody's business. I worshipped her toes...licked her back...ate her #######...and sucked her cock into a frenzy (she was wearing a condom). I viciously fucked her in every conceivable position. It was about 98 degrees...we were both drenched in sweat (yeah...nothing like wet sex). The bitch was so freaky that she wanted to fuck me in the ass...but I'm not a bottom...so I told her to shut the fuck up...and just to be content sucking my cock (although I did allow her to finger-fuck me a little bit). She was so great in fact...that I bypassed the other girls altogether...and had her for several nights. That was a vacation that I will never forget. The sad part was that she wanted to come to America with me. I felt for her...and although she was a lady-of-the-night...I was really beginning to fall for her. But reality set in...she was a whore...and she lived in a foreign country. Besides...my girlfriend would've killed me. But wow...what a piece of ass she was...I will never forget her. Thank you.
This is a sick joke, right? Either way, I'm sure it's bound to stir up some interesting conversation.
wtf? been sittimng here for 5 minutes trying to think of what to say about this & all i can think of is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww & its not ewwww about sexwith a she male its ewwww about just howw creepy this freak is did he say he had a girlfreind? poor girl must have no self esteem at all
yea, i'm 100% sure i wouldn't have sex with a tranny...though there's nothing wrong with that, if thats your thing.
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This is the thing... some asian she males look just like girls right? Why not just get a real girl that looks hot? WTF turns you on about them? Is the fact that they have a cock or the fantasy of pretending their girls? Then again, seeing as it's popular for a large amount of Japanese business men to enjoy fucking innocent school children (plus god knows what other forced sexual acts are carried out each day around the world) your sexual impulses seem quite tame in comparison. I retract my previous 'incinerate' statement. I support tutti fruits..... The more fudge packers there are roaming the earth, the more women will be available for us hetro guys! Let your fudge pack flag flow buddy YEAH!
121, isn't that a ManOwar quote? anyway, what makes you think that I'm gay? I'd say I'm pretty straight laced, I'm not bi either and definately not attracted to guys...besides I have a girlfriend.
Whats a ManOwar quote? Isn't fucking a 'girl' with a REAL cock a homosexual activity? Common sense tells you that m8.